I'm reminded of one of my favorite cartoons:
A sausage is standing on his front lawn, next to his open mailbox, and is reading the outside of a large envelope--probably from Publisher's Clearing House--which has the following bold message on it:
"You May
Already be a Wiener...!"
That's our Gary.
--Matt
"If I have dined better than other men, it is because I stood on the shoulders of giants...and got the waiter's attention." --Sir Isaac "Ready to order NOW" Newton
"You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon." --Justin Halpern's dad