SCUBAchef wrote:

Hombre de Acero wrote:"Taste of Melrose Park"

And just think, you just got a TASTE of the MP.
Imagine/pitty the poor schlubs who have to endure
the full-on effect of actually living there. /jk

If living there meant the incredible crispy exterior and luscious interior contrast of the cannoli, the saintly sfingi, the decadently rich and delicious artichoke casserole, the pristinely fresh raw clams on the half shell, the bright and succulent ceviche, the creamy and refreshing root beer floats, the carb craving satisfying pannelle...well lets just say Dr. Stern would have a LOT more to say to me at my checkups


Seriously, what are you expecting from a fried bologna sandwich?!? It's a piece of bologna, fired on white bread with mustards and onions. It is what is and it sure as heck aint trying to be something it aint. I loved it as a taste of childhood. Would I order it again? Nah, I can whip one up at home in a minute when I get the craving next time.