I hadn't been to Coobah for 7 or 8 years until last night... and now I think I remember why. Friends we were getting together with wanted to go there, we we agreed. The last time my wife and I were there was way back before we were a couple, but just part of a group of friends... but these friends we were seeing last night had been a couple times in recent months.
Last night's meal wasn't god awful or anything, but just the constant little things that miss the mark when there are so many great restaurants across the city won't have me rushing back.
We ordered appetizers, and the fundido I ordered never came. I even called over the waiter at one point (about 20 min. after the rest of the apps arrived) to make sure it was coming, wasn't being held until entrees (our friends had ordered one hot app as an entree) and he assured us it was on its way before the main courses. And then about 2 minutes later the entrees arrived at the table.
For my entree I ordered the pork bicol, which their menu lists as, "Seared pork tenderloin and crispy pork belly with coconut arancini, pineapple-bacon chutney, wilted arugula and adobo glaze." Perhaps it was my not taking that first bit seriously, because my pork came out like you'd expect to see tuna seared. The medallions were cooked about 1/4 deep around the edges and pretty much raw in the middle. I know that the USDA or whoever has relaxed the temperature requirements for cooking pork... but this could not have been anywhere near those safe guidelines. I had to send my entree back to have them cook it further, so the one who didn't get his appetizer was now the one without his entree yet while the rest of the table was eating.
When I did finally get my dish cooked to a proper temperature, it was actually pretty decent. The meat was covered in a sweet and spicy sauce and the combination of port tenderloin and crispy pork belly was a nice contrast. The bacon-pineapple chutney provided tartness and saltiness. Despite all the flavors going on, it worked pretty well. My wife enjoyed her Zarzuela, which was like a Spanish cioppino. Our friends polished off the shrimp app they ordered as an entree but left most of their Chicken Negro Modelo.
After clearing our entrees, the waiter then wiped down the table and proceeded to knock my iPhone off the table, fortunately, it was OK, but I about had a heart attack thinking that this sub-par meal would also end up costing me to fix my phone, too. After all the missteps, the waiter did bring us two desserts on the house... a chocolate cake that the ladies seemed to enjoy and churros that were a big hit with all of us. I made sure not to fill up on the free desserts though, because we'd already planned a walk up Southport to Dairy Queen, and to be quite honest I was more looking forward to more than anything at Coobah. Fortunately, missing out on apps meant room for 2 desserts!