I recently moved to the South Loop for love--and I don't mean for love of its restaurants. In the three months I've been here I've had enough perplexity and mediocre meals to begin to formulate a grand unifying theory for why the neighborhood has such a paucity of good places: it sure feels like the nabe's mix of young families, students, and event-goers/out-of-town convention-goers makes it easy to sustain fast casual, sports bars, and middling expense account places but much harder for the bolder and more idiosyncratic (a la Cellar Door or Superkhana) to do the same. My only surprise is how long it took Chipotle--who recently opened on Wabash, just north of Roosevelt--to enter the neighborhood: they fit right in.
(Note: would love to hear others' theories! We're building a mystery here.)
Which brings us to Harbor, which opened earlier this week in the Gioco space.
The piece Eater ran on its opening had me deeply suspicious: neither the menu--falafel!pizza!raw bar!hamburger!--nor the interior design--openkitchen!exposedbrick!vividwallpaper!--suggested any sort of distinct identity or goal, even though the ownership spoke of a "Great Lakes" theme. If identity-less, conformist restaurant-ering is "Great Lakes"-esque, we should all be terrified.
Doubts confirmed. The pizza here is terrible: no char or flavor from the wood oven imparted, and the sauce and very, very doughy crust taste more like those in the shelf-stable pizza kits Pillsbury and others make than what you'd expect in a restaurant (or even takeout) pie. A side of mushrooms had no discernible miso flavor and an unnecessary amount of onions; a walleye main, while competently cooked, was dumped on top of a mound of freekah that didn't pair with the fish. Your dessert options are a skillet cookie and funfetti birthday cake. (Lesson learned: when in doubt, ask what they have for dessert first, then decide whether to stay or not).
I know, I know: making Harbor emblematic of a whole neighborhood is unfair to the restaurant--they just opened, and the staff was exceedingly friendly. But if restaurants make neighborhoods as much as neighborhoods make restaurants, this feels like bad juju for SLoopers.
Harbor
1312 S. Wabash Avenue,
(312) 736-1570