Well, given the weather outside at lunchtime, I didn't quite make it to Ashkenaz today.
Instead I walked over to Eppy's Deli on Ontario a few doors west and across the street from Chipotle. After the lunch I had, though, I should've saved myself the extra few feet and gone to Chipotle.
At Eppy's I ordered the hot pastrami on marble rye, which came w/ a soda, two small sides, and a pickle spear.
All I can say is DRY, DRY, DRY. It was like eating thinly sliced leather slathered in mustard. The coleslaw and macaroni salad were only marginally better, and I only got about two forkfuls at that.
Total was just under $8, and, in retrospect, I think the girl overcharged me $.50 for one of the sides, though they told me to choose 2. She was also a bit pushy about getting me to order, although I was the only person in line.
There's nothing worse than paying for a meal you could barely choke down. In a sitdown restaurant, I would've said something to the waiter, but wasn't sure how to handle a deli/counter situation.
Needless to say, I won't be going back. Next time, I'll just make the trip to Ashkenaz or go to Potbelly's for a decent sandwich