"there is an overwhelming amount of very poor pizza and a relatively small number of very good places"
Aaron, well, that could be said about any number of places, Manhattan and Los Angeles for example.
Look, I love great New Haven style pizza (I choose that term because there you have a small place with a relative bounty of good pizza, quite unlike most of NY).
And I have long sung the praises of Chicago's scacciata/sfincione/bakery pizza.
But I also like Chicago's flat, short dough pizza, and I really have to disagree that the lowest common denominator for pizza here is lower than other places in the US. I mean, in my experience eating what the locals say is good pizza all over the country, I don't know how you can suggest that the common wisdom is backward and that this is actually a particularly
bad pizza town. Visitors whose taste I know and respect look forward to eating pizza here. Erudite food folks from the Bay Area wrangle over who does the best Chicago style (admittedly, deep dish) over on the other board. At some point, especially when we are talking street food, the people have spoken.
Let's forget about the crust for a minute (though food boards are loaded with people trying to replicate the Malnati's/Pizano's "butter" crust, which works well with "flat" pizza as well as the Chicago "tavern" style of super-flat from places such as Vito & Nick, Aurelio's, D'Agostino's). The run-of-the-mill Chicago pizza palce's toppings (the sausage and the cheese especially, but other stuff too -- you never see canned mushrooms here, eg), are head and shoulders above most other cities' offerings. Even die hard East Coast pizza lovers and Italian food cognoscenti have agreed in the past.
To me, it does indeed come down to the crust style. Are there ten great pizzerie in NYC? Some might argue fewer. So why should we be surprised that there are fewer here, in a city with its own tradition?
I also think you go out on a limb with your suggestion that one Speed Queen makes Milwaukee a better BBQ town than Chicago and one Jakes makes it a better place for Deli, but that's all beside the point.
I'd still like to find the corner take-out only spot with a guy hand-tossing simple dough and throwing it into a hot oven, like you can find in NY, CT, PA and parts of FL where people from the above places opened up shop. There's very little overhead or infrastructure, but some skill involved. And, I'm a little frustrated that here the best examples of this simple fare come from rather fancy places such as Folia, the new L8 by Phil Stefani, even DOC. I think an old-school takeout window would work near Wrigley Field as well as it does any place on earth. It would fit in perfectly with theother modest, international storefronts.
And, PS, to the rabbi:
You said,
"Bakery pizza in Chicago is the most Italian in style, and the most basic - left over bread dough reshaped, simply topped (sometimes without cheese) and transformed into a sheet pan shaped snack or side dish. This style is sometimes compared to the NYC "Sicilian" style, but is really its own animal."
Where did you get this? No offense, but the sfincione here is not, as far as I know, just thrown together from leftover dough. I could be wrong, but it seems to me that the dough is much closer in form to focaccia. This pizza has its own recipe and provenance, one that seems obvious when you try the same thing at the Sicilian/Cuban bakeries in Tampa or places in western PA that have been doing it the same way for 100 years and know nothing of eachother. Here, I think, the NYC "Sicilian" you mention seems to be the new kid on the block, and more likely to be made from the same basic dough as the flat pizza. I find the thick crust at Art of Pizza to be quite the same, though I don't like it.
On the NY pizzeria being a nearly no-risk proposition, we disagree.
PPS, re immigration patterns: 100 years ago, when Neapolitan pizza was still a relatively new thing in Naples, there were more Neapolitans settling on the East Coast, with a larger number of Sicilians (proportionally) coming here. I agree that the East Coast style clearly is directly linked to the old country. I also think that the Chicago styles are more Italian American. They are inventions, snacks to be given away at taverns, not anyone's idea of "authentic." I don't see the invention of deep dish as a particularly Midwestern event, though I guess I can see its eager acceptance and popularity that way. Though I find a slice of Gino's, cheese only, to be no heavier than a bready "Sicilian" cut.
Here's what sfincione looks like in Sicily (much closer to what is sold here, I'd say):
http://www.palermoweb.com/panormus/gast ... ncione.htm