Jim,
I was just there last Sunday and hopefully I won't diminish your enthusiasm for the trip. Because it sounds like you have the same enthusiasm I had before I went. Now, I must also say that this was my first time there and I almost always give a place a couple of tries before I truly get a feel for the place, so maybe it was an off day, or maybe my 3 hour drive to Grand Rapids to watch my niece in a cheer leading competition and no sleep from bartending the night before had something to do with it, I don't know, but here's what I thought... For beer, I had the Ham on Rye, how can you go wrong with a beer created in honor of Henry Chinaski and a collaboration from Jonathan Cutler of Piece? It was exactly what I was looking for, there was a little smokiness to it and not very bitter. My wife went the NA route and chose a cream soda from Sprecher out of Wisconsin, it was the best thing we had there! It's all organic, made in the old fashioned soda recipe, I gotta get some of that in Chicago... But, wow, it was like a creamy, fizzy cream sickle and had amazing foamy head. It was delicious!
For starters we had the mac and cheese, with bacon. It was amazing, nice creamy cheesy consistency with a nice baked crust on top that was crispy without being burnt. The bacon, which I believe is house cured, not to sure, was cubed and was meaty and a little smoky when it was the meat. However, with it being cubed, more than half of the cubes were just the lard. Now I love a good rib eye stake, so I'm not afraid of marbling, and I'll gladly pay more than a dollar for real bacon... But we really had to sort through the pasta to avoid the lard bombs.
My wife had the fish and chips, not really sure what type of fish it was, but with the Alpha King battering that they use, it is heavily coated on the fish and has a strong bite to it at the finish. It definitely is not lite and flaky, and is the type of batter that can easily make the fish soggy, which happened to a couple of the pieces. The fries, I believe are house made, were fried to a crispy brown, but half of those were soggy as well. I couldn't decide between the burger or the Schnitzel and asked our sever and he was torn cause they were his two favorites. So I chose the Schnitzel. It comes with duck fat braised red cabbage, herb butter, and lemon juice on a pretzel roll. This wasn't my first Schnitzel so I thought I knew what I was getting into. Now, I do not know their cooking technique for the schnitzel, nor did I ask, but it seemed deep fried, not pan fried. Either way, it was cooked too long, to thin, or maybe both, because it was like eating crispy, dry shake n bake. That is why I think it was deep fried because when it's pan fried it's easier to control the loin from drying out. The pork loin was two decent size pieces, which I had no problem with cause it had to fit on the pretzel roll, but wow was it dry. Even with the cabbage, butter, and lemon, it was not enough to compensate for the pretzel bun and dry schnitzel. I should of asked for more cabbage or maybe some lemon wedges, but with as dry as the schnitzel was, I really doubt it would of helped. It also came with fries and they suffered from the same problem my wife had, some hot and crispy, some cold and soggy. I also ordered their housemade robert the bruce ketchup and it was like an ice cold chunky marinara sauce, it didn't even stick to my cold soggy fries...
Now, our server was very friendly, came back and checked on our food, and we were starving, did I tell you we left at 6:30 a.m. to go to a cheer leading competition on no sleep? And I truly believe and know that how a persons day is going and sometimes even what happens in the parking lot before they enter into an establishment can influence a review, so I want to let the reader beware that I was on pure caffeine, however, all of that aside, I really was let down by the food. I really wanted to like the place, it was the one of the reasons I agreed to go to GR for crying out loud, but I would say, go for the beer, get a burger and don't go with huge expectations of the food. The chartucuterie tray was not a special that week though and none of the other specials that week jumped out at me. I really think the only way I would go back was if I had a DD to sample all the beers or for Dark Lord Day. The food would not bring me back. The toys and all the taps they have around the room, are awesome, and brought back many childhood memories. It's just too bad they had the same soundtrack as Kuma's, just not as loud. Am I really that old? But that's a wholenother thread to discuss...
Wow, that's quite a rant, but I would stick with what Floyd's does best, BEER! Look forward to what you have to say about the place or hear from others that have dined there...
Cheers,
Max
On a side note, I'm looking for a smoker once summer rolls around, send me a PM about what you offer...