After numerous visits to
Semiramis over the course of the year, I have a very mixed opinion of the place. I was generally fond of the food in the first few months that it was open, but I have noticed a marked decline in quality over the past several months. Sadly, I think that much of the problem lies with the fact that there is a relatively thin stream of business in this establishment, and in order to persevere they have been forced to cut a number of corners.
1. On my last three visits the complimentary pickled turnips were quite poor.
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2. On my last two visits the
tabbouleh salad was served straight from the chiller, and it was completely soggy.
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3. On multiple occasions the grilled meats had been poorly prepared, arriving dry and/or cold.
[As an aside, I have generally found the ground meat (in any form) used at
Semiramis to be overly lean.]
4. On multiple occasions the
lubieh bel zeit (stewed green beans) was served straight from the chiller.
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5. Each and every time that I have ordered the
warakenab bel zeit (stuffed grape leaves) it was served straight from the chiller.
And, then there are matters of my own personal preference:
1. I have never particularly cared for the
pita, rice,
hummous,
foul,
falafel, or
kibbeh at
Semiramis.****
2. I have never particularly cared for the sandwich creations at
Semiramis.*****
So, why do I keep going back?
1. I love the lamb/beef
shawerma.
2. I have, for the most part, enjoyed the rotisserie chicken.
3. I have always enjoyed two of the sometime specials in particular -- the
fasouyla bayda and the
haroof meshi.
4. I anxiously await the day that I am able to try the stuffed baby zucchini again. [A special offering.]
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At present,
Semiramis seems to be run with the sensibility of a catering kitchen. As I think a number of my above criticisms would indicate, the food is often prepped in advance and stored (cold, and for long periods of time,) before service/sale. And, the service of these items without, at least,
some "acclimatization" very often results in food which tastes lifeless and flat.
I continue to pay weekly visits to
Salam, across the street. And, while the comparison is not entirely appropriate, I know that there I can always sit down to great pickles, olives, bread,
hummous,
falafel, and
kibbeh. I know, too, that the
shawerma and grilled meats will be expertly-prepared. The daily specials at
Salam are modest affairs, but nevertheless, a number of them are quite good; I am particularly fond of the stuffed grape leaves, the stuffed lamb, the
mensif, and the Cornish hen.
My only real reservation with
Salam is the way in which they prepare their basic rice; it is truly terrible.
I think that it is important to note the dramatic difference in volume between these two establishments.
Salam is almost always bustling, and the food turnover is very rapid. The bread at
Salam is often served still warm from the bakery, and the
hummous etc. is prepared on a daily basis.
****** And, the "daily specials" at
Salam are indeed just that; there is no holdover of these items, nor are attempts made to extend the life of any prepared dishes whatsoever.
Salam has the good fortune of steady traffic, and such practices are not required.
E.M.
* At one time this item was quite fresh, but on my most recent visits it had clearly suffered from prolonged storage.
** Their version of this classic salad was, at one time, my favourite.
** This is an otherwise exceptional dish.
**** I ask you to show me some pity. It is truly a terrible thing when one does not care for the bread, rice, and hummous at a Lebanese restaurant.
***** While the constituent ingredients are usu. of adequate quality, I do not care for the fact that the sandwiches themselves are griddled. The bread quickly becomes dried out, and the damned things just seem to fall apart. In any event, when it comes to Middle Eastern-style "sandwiches," my personal preference is for a much more restrained assemblage of ingredients.
****** Salam procures bread from Al Khayam Bakery, up the street. Bread deliveries/collections at Salam frequently occur more than once a day.