Restaurant.com gift certificate purchased at 80% off...CHECK!
Three hungry semi-adventurous eaters for ordering power...CHECK!
Somewhat in the area last night after gathering up few folks from the Internatinal Quilting Show in Rosemont, we settled on Viceroy Of India (in Lombard) for dinner.
Vegetarian Appetizer Platter:
One samosa that was pretty good, and a bunch of fried stuff that was just blah. Not good, not horrible, just fried and there.
Special Dinner Platter 17.95:
A leg and thigh of Tandoori Chicken which was decent.
A few pieces of reshmi kabab which were inedible - dry and plain out funky tasting, like sewage.
A few pieces of seekh kebab dried out lamb jerky style, and too salty to eat
A nice helping of Butter Chicken which was decent
A nice helping of Dal Makhni which was very good (surpisingly spicy hot )
An order of Mutter Paneer:
very good - it was in the Makhni sauce - same as the butter chicken
An order of Aloo Gobi:
decent, standard - not BAD, nothing inspired.
Masala Dosai - again, decent, nothing inspired.
Two Paratha - which arrived crisp, like not pliable crisp. I was REALLY hoping for the greasy wheat tortilla type things I normally get at other joints, but whatever.
Kulcha Naan - little salty, but it was again, ok.
The setting? I think Harlem Furniture decorated the place back in 1978. The walls were medium baby blue padded vinyl which matched the booth padding. The chairs were those things you see in the black lacquer section of the cheap furniture store, but they were blue. Yeah, you know the ones. Mine was wobbly. There were two chandeliers in the room that were shaped like church organ pipes. They were clear crystal, and had me thinking I was in superman's ice or crystal palace - wherever he lives. Under the layer of blue wall padding, wrapped around the entore room was about 1 foot of mirror at eye level when seated. If you look around while you're eating your food you are just asking for a migraine. I was waiting for Danny Terrio or Tony Manero to pop out of the back and start doing The Hustle.
My major problem was that the prices were insane for the room. The above dinner with one glass of red, and two waters was 87.00 not including the tip. White tablecloths or not, 9.95 for Aloo Gobi BETTER be the best damn potato and cauliflower dish I ever ate.
5.00 for a half cup of raita? Well the raita was pretty good, but not 5.00 good, I assure you. The reason I'm posting this in this thread is :
A: I didn't find a dedicated Viceroy Lombard thread, and
B: Desi Grill absolutely DEMOLISHES Viceroy for the price and quality of food. DG is pretty much half the price of Viceroy across the board. And that's Half to START.
C: The "decor" of Viceroy is plain out laughable which basically makes the upcharges a JOKE.
Desi Grill SMOKES this place - no contest. I could decorate Desi Grill better than Viceroy for about 300.00. If the food was even a TINY bit better, then I wouldn't feel so ripped of but, in fact, it was jut not as good.
Live and Learn.
restaurant.com has their Gift Certificates still - it's a 25.00 off of 50.00 (which is no issue to get to 50.00 -paratha - 2.50 EACH, aloo gobi - 9.95, dosai - 10.95 the current menu on Restaurant.com is a scan of their take out menu - eat in menu is priced higher.)
Hopefully I just went there on the wrong night at the wrong time, or maybe ignorance is bliss, and if I didn't know about any cabbie joints with better food at the half the price, then I'd think Viceroy is a bargain. Desi though, is like 1/2 a mile down the street from Viceroy.
LOL - just thinking back about that place - if they started piping in BeeGee's tunes, it would have been COMPLETELY appropriate. Sure, it'd make me vomit on the spot, but it would have been totally in place.
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