Oh, so you know the guy I'm talking about. Yeah, it was an awkward moment. I just don't get how the whole JR's shtick is appealing to anyone.
Fictional enhancement:...Yeah, it was an awkward moment. He couldn't understand why I wouldn't leave my wife and children for him. I said, "Listen pal, you think you're the first one to pull the smiley face ketchup move on me? Please, if I had a nickel for every time some counter jockey poured me a smile I could eat lunch at Charlie Trotter's instead of this dump."
He was crestfallen. Suddenly I felt sorry for him and I back pedalled.
"Look, maybe if you tried a different condiment," I offered. "Have you ever done a smiley in mustard?
Everyone's doing ketchup smiley faces, maybe you should do mustard. Make a clear distinction between you and the rest of the pack. Or how about Barbecue Sauce? I'm more of a Barbecue Sauce kind of guy."
His shoulders slumped. "We...we don't have Barbecue at Johnny Rocket's," he whimpered in defeat.
I quietly paid my check and left. Thus ended a beautiful relationship that never was...
There, that's better.
Buddy
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