I took part in a beastly holiday lunch at Park 52 yesterday in which the restaurant seemed to be going out of its way to project incompetence. Highlights included:
- the room temperature was approximately 59 degrees due to poor design and insulation at the revolving door
- the private room requested and confirmed was taken by another party
- the waitress spilled fragrant candle oil on the table while replacing a light
- the food arrived in one wave, over 45 minutes after the order was placed
- soup was cold
- fries were soggy and cooked in old, stagnant oil
- $13 club sandwich included Hormel-quality congealed turkey lunchmeat product
- "tiger shrimp" and grits featured three tiny shrimp in an unbalanced, huge trough of grits, with a ruinous amount of truffle oil on top, infecting every other dish on the table
- sodden burgers cooked two levels beyond what was ordered
- all plates and bowls were served without appropriate utensils
I like the other Kleiner spots - overlapping as the decor and modest culinary goals may be - and this was a below the charts disappointment. The neighborhood deserves a lot better; it should be an embarrassment to Mr. Kleiner that he can get away with this level of service and cooking in Hyde Park. Humbug.