Al Ehrhardt wrote:This request reminds me of Cathy's acquaintance who insisted on veggie burgers at a picnic, but ate the beef burgers when the veggie burgers were gone

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ronnie_suburban wrote:An opportunitarian!=R=
As a restaurant chef one occasionally has to remind oneself its called the Hospitality Industry.
A few years ago I had a customer at Barn & Co quiz me for ten-minutes as to the gluten free aspects of our menu. It just so happens there were a surprising number of gluten free items as the menu was meat centric and early on I worked with a line cook who was a celiac and went through the menu tweaking toward gluten free. For example instead of flour roux for our cheese sauce I used cornstarch as a thickening agent that way the nacho's were gluten free.
I take, as should all who feed the public, food allergies, medical issues, diet etc seriously but every once in a while you get snookered. The example which prompted this post was aforementioned customer who was extremely frustrating in her redundancy, I'd say something and her response was "are you sure?" multiple times.
Half hour after our conversation I walked though the dining room only to find her eating a burger w/bun and a side of mac & cheese. Worried, thinking she was a celiac, I pointed out these contained gluten, her response was " I know, I just felt like breaking my diet tonight" My immediate thought was why did you waste ten-minutes of my life. Its people like her that make it tough for those with actual issues to be taken seriously.
On the other hand there was a mom, dad and young son who came in with a printed card of what the child could eat and his medical issues. I would get a fresh sizzle platter, broil a plain burger under the salamander on the sizzle platter and cut a fresh whole avocado for him. They were happy, the kid was happy and full and they had a night out without worrying about their son getting sick.
Ronnie eloquently and humorously coins
An opportunitarian! but they are the ones F'ing it up for people with actual issues.
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