The Least Enjoyable Bar Experience I've Had In Recent Memory - A brief drama
Interior - JdV - 5 pmI enter a completely empty bar just after it opens for the day. In spite of the bar's name, a wall of spirits and liqueurs spans from one end of the space to the other.me: Hi!
bartender: Can I help you?
me: Uh, sure. Can I please see a menu? And a glass of water would be great.
bartender: grumble Here's the menu but we can make anything.
The cocktail menu is comprised mostly of vodka-based drinks. Nothing appeals to me.me: May I have a dry old-fashioned with Wild Turkey 101?
bartender: What do you mean by dry?
me: Not sweet. Maybe half as sweet as you would normally make it.
bartender: Um, ok.
Bartender then proceeds to make a watery old-fashioned, incorporating a German-made blood orange liqueur. It's sweet and not very good.My friend comes in. He also is uninterested in the menu offerings.him: Can you please make me whatever whiskey drink you think is interesting? Dry please.
bartender: grumble Ok.
Several minutes pass. A few drinks are started and dumped. A drink is finally completed and served. Bartender drops it in front of my friend and walks away. A few moments later, she strolls back. Friend asks bartender what's in the drink and she tells him (I don't remember). I taste it. It's even more watery than my drink was.him (quietly, to me): Should we go to Big Jones?
me: Yes.
us: Check, please.
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