Last autumn wife #1 and I tried Satay because I believed high ratings and glowing reviews on the Reader site. (That should be a lesson to me.)
It was the worst meal we had all year. They had uneven service and, excepting the namesake satay dish, bland tasteless food misdescribed on the menu. The following is from my notes after that meal:
10/28/03. NEVER AGAIN. The Satay was OK with a nice sauce. Otherwise food was bland and flavorless despite fresh ingredients.
Noisy. Clean, including bathrooms.
Menu titles misleading. Server's English poor - it was difficult to get answers to questions about dishes, especially with the noise. As a result we ordered based on the menu - a big mistake.
Dishes to avoid: 1) "Spicy Crazy Wide Noodles. Bland-raw undressed veggies atop noodles with brown sauce. Definitely not spicy. Akin to having noodles and gravy combined with an undressed salad. 2) Hot and sour soup - it should be called sweet & sour soup.
My wife had something called pineapple shrimp boat, but it was difficult to detect the shrimp.
When we left, our tums were fairly full but we craved something with taste. Unfortunately, Torre's Italian Beef was closed. I should have looked for a White Castle instead. So we went home, where I opened a can of tuna, put lemon juice on it and at last had something tolerable.
P.S. Shannon, it was a week night, so that doesn't fit with your theory.
Where there’s smoke, there may be salmon.