On our way back from Mammoth Cave (OT - the only thing worth eating at the Mammoth Cave National Park's restaurant is the country ham, either the sandwich or the dinner plate, the rest of the food, even things like hot dogs, is beyond abysmal) we stopped by Louisville to visit a relative, and asked her to take us to the most "Louisville" place she could think of. We wound up at Lynn's Paradise Cafe, whose kitsch begins at the furthest reaches of the parking lot (sorry for the cell phone pictures:)


And into the little store, which houses a vast collection of mostly food-related items that might well be featured on
Unitasker Wednesday:
(I didn't get a shot, but my fave was the Gin and TiTonic ice cube tray: ice cube molds shaped like cruise ships and icebergs.)
Blurry interior shot, yes, that's a tree - and they're currently having their annual
ugly lamp contest, so the majority of the lamps are on display at the State Fair.

I know none of you care about this stuff, but it's good to know if you have kids; this is a great spot for them, and the staff is friendly, even if there's a line out the door because "it was on Oprah." So, we ordered: I had the Hot Brown, the spouse had a scramble off the specials menu with eggs, red peppers, ham, onions and cheese served with fried green tomatoes, the aunt had black raspberry stuffed french toast, and Sparky had a half-order (more like a half-loaf) of cinnamon french toast. All was excellent; we knew we were on the right track when the Hot Brown came in a soup bowl - nice chunks of turkey floating in nice goopy sauce, with some zip from the cheese and tomato (I'd have liked some more substantive bread and maybe a riper tomato, but these are quibbles; I enjoyed it very much.) The brick-like item you might see through the forest of toys and cups on the table on the spouse's plate is a brick-o-biscuit, a very good one.

We cleaned our plates (Sparky had to help with the last few bites of turkey) and then, deciding this punishment wasn't enough, opted for a slice of (yes you
can call it) Derby Pie, which is surprisingly light despite its dense appearance and really lives up to the hype - and a Derby Pie milkshake - yes, a milkshake with pie crumbled into it.

Definitely worth a stop, if you don't mind a bit of Hot Doug's style celebrity in your restaurant. At least all the kitsch didn't make it violate the
Mike G. rule; it's a nice, homey diner with homemade food.
Lynn's Paradise Cafe
http://www.lynnsparadisecafe.com984 Barret Ave
Louisville, KY 40204
(502) 583-3447