Pigmon and I had a blast on our BBQ trip to Central Texas. Here is part one of our report:
LlanoCooper's604 W. Young (Hwy 71 West)
915-247-5257

What we ate: Brisket
Beef Rib
Pork Rib
Sausage
Jalapeno Sausage
Potato Salad
Peach Cobbler
What came with it: Bread
Pickled Jalapeno
Beans
Sauce
It seemed we arrived a little late for lunch, as it was kind of a haul from Austin. We sat down to eat at about 1:30 on Thursday. The meats, at that point were a little on the well done side, and so the sirloin was out of the question. Also, they were out of prime rib. In any case, the overwhelming characteristic that (literally) ran through all of the meats was the mild mesquite smoke. Now, we typically like to eat BBQ made with a sweeter wood like Hickory, but we figured this is Mesquite country, and when in Rome...
The brisket, although shrouded in a layer of fat, had almost no smoke ring and was rather dry. The beef rib was better. Moist, with a salty, crusty bark, the rib meat went particularly well with the liquid-meaty-vinegar sauce. The pork spare ribs were not even worth talking about because they had been sitting on the heat too long, rendering them into jerky. (Note: when we ordered, then gentleman tried to steer us a way from the pork ribs, but we foolishly insisted.) Naked beans, bread and pickled jalapenos come with every meal. Excellent German-style potato salad and other sides are extra. I also opted for the peach cobbler which despite the canned peaches, was made tasty by the crisp homemade crust.
The standouts for us that day were the sausages, especially the Jalapeno sausage. The character of the meat was similar to kielbasa (smooth forcemeat) with a crisp casing. We would come to learn over the next week that there are generally two styles of sausage in these parts, the kielbasa type, and the ground meat type. Overall we were underwhelmed, and our spirits were slightly dampened by our first meal. We did however, love the atmosphere and service at Cooper's, and would go back again in heartbeat next time getting there in time for the good stuff.
We had heard a lot of mixed reviews which ranged from the best to the worst about Cooper's. When in town we did hear that Cooper's might be sliding downhill. A little birdie told us that while they used to get up and start their fires around 4:30 in the morning. Now folks who are out having their morning breakfast will be driving past Cooper's as late as 7:30am and report seeing not single wisp of smoke yet. Also, claims have been made that they are using lighter fluid to start their fires too, but again, this is (informed?) hearsay, and should be taken with a hunk of charcoal.
Laird's1600 Ford St
(325) 247-5234

What we ate: Brisket Plate
On the recommendation of Scott from DFW, we decided to head over to Laird's. Walking into Laird's was like going to your grandmother's house for Sunday afternoon dinner. A big covered porch with picnic tables welcomes you into to what looks like Laird's living room. The only one there was Laird himself, who cut his BBQ chops at Cooper's. He promptly served us up a brisket plate. We ordered a rib plate too, but he was out.
Everything here seemed to be a little more antiseptic, but as we soon found out, Mr. Laird takes great care with his meat. The brisket in form reminded me of Kansas City style brisket: thinly sliced, smoke-ringed, trimmed of most of the fat, fork-tender, juicy. Flavor-wise it had the characteristic mesquite smoke flavor.
There were only three things on the menu that day (Ribs, brisket and chicken) and I think that the overall key to Laird's success was quality over quantity, which incidentally, was our opposite impression of Cooper's.
Marble FallsPete Mesquite 2407 Hwy 281 N
(830) 693-6531

What we ate: Pork Spare Ribs
What came with it: Sauce
On the way home from Llano, we were stuffed, but thought as long as we were out this way we had to either stop in Marble Falls or Spicewood. We ended up going to Pete Mesquite for pork spare ribs to go. It was already around 3pm at this point, so we didn't think it would matter if we ate them there, or took them back to our hotel for late night snacks. When we got around to eating the ribs later that night, we were struck at how good they looked. Pink with smoke, a nice crusty exterior, firm looking meat, visually stunning. They tasted almost as good as they looked. I don't like my ribs falling off the bone tender, and these had the perfect combination of tenderness and firmness. You could almost see your teeth marks in the meat after you took a bite. A high quality rib.
DriftwoodSalt Lick18300 FM 1826
512-894-3117

CLOSED on Friday? We were surprised that the Salt Lick was closed on Friday for lunch, but the drive was the perfect length for Pigmon to have a cigar. Plus, the grounds are gorgeous with a nice waterfall. It was worth the trip just to see it. The picture is a view from the "dining room." Next time.
AustinArtz Rib House2330 S Lamar Blvd
(512) 442-8283
What we ate: Pork spare rib plate
Brisket Sandwich
What came with: Potato Salad
Pickles
Onions
Sauce
The sign outside read, "Best ribs in town." In the mood for BBQ, but not ready to take on a whole ordeal, we decided to try out a joint in Austin proper. When we walked through the door, we immediately noticed a distinctly different smoke aroma. After eating nothing but Mesquite BBQ thus far, the sweeter wood smell was a welcome change of pace. Artz is a roadhouse like restaurant with red checkered tablecloths. The dining room was empty at 3pm, which is never an encouraging sign. We ordered the pork spare rib special (6 ribs with sides for $7), and a brisket sandwich for good measure.
As soon as we bit into the ribs, we were very happy. A crusty, slightly sweet bark with a medium-strength but pervasive smokiness. The waitress wasn't sure what kind of wood they used but it was tasted like an oak and hickory combo platter. I liked this rib slightly better than Pete Mesquite, but that may be an unfair comparison because Pete's ribs were eaten probably 12 hours after they were taken off the smoker.
The brisket itself was sliced thin with little moisture left. It was still tasty though, and made a decent sandwich. Their sauce was an almost exact replica of Mike Mills (of Apple City BBQ fame)BBQ sauce, that is to say, sauce that makes sure all BBQ regions make a guest appearance. It's a thin sauce made of mustard, tomato, vinegar, and molasses. Drizzled over the brisket and topped with some coleslaw, this was a fun brisket sandwich. The Texas toast style bun also enhanced the experience.
Due to the hickory smoke, the sweet sauce, and the concentration on pork ribs, we asked our waitress if the pitmaster/owner was from up north. We were thinking Kansas City. Not only was he not from the South, but he was from Vermont of all places!
LockhartKreuz's Market619 N. Colorado
(512) 398-2361

What we ate: Prime Rib
Brisket
Sausage
What came with: Crackers or Bread, we chose crackers
This place, this glorified BBQ barn of sorts, was instantly exciting. It had an air of German tidiness and craftsmanship that made Pigmon and I both smile (nothing says tidiness better than wash basins in the dining room!) The big piles of indirect smoke were billowing into the smokers, and provided a sense of homey warmth on such a chilly day. We grabbed our order and sat down at the picnic benches to dine. The brisket, sliced thick, although a bit dry, had an intensely beefy-smoked flavor. Soul food. We were disappointed with the prime rib, as it was well done. Thinking that we might have just gotten an end piece, Pigmon went back up to the counter to investigate. The center slice was just as gray as the piece we were given. The sausage made up for the prime rib's faults. We were crazy about them. As I had mentioned, the sausages we had eaten at Cooper's (Llano) reminded us of a kielbasa, and these were the very essence of beef. The texture was coarse, and they used a very simple black pepper seasoning that let the true flavors come through. And to ice the cake, the casing had a beautiful pop. We ended up eating better sausage on this trip, but these were close to tops. Charging extra for a baggie of pickle chips seems a little extreme.
Smitty's Market208 S. Commerce
(512) 398-9344

What we ate: Pork Spare Ribs
Brisket
Beef Sausage
What came with: Crackers or bread, again we had crackers
Let me get straight to the point: pork spare ribs. They only serve them on the weekends, and we were feeling very lucky because we didn't realize this, and there we were on a Saturday. They looked amazing, and tasted even better. The meat itself was deeply smoky, with a bark that wasn't too salty, but rather just right with the smallest hint of sweetness. They were smaller than what we had eaten thus far, but I'm not sure if that even mattered. There was much more fat running through Smitty's brisket. The bark, we thought, was much too salty, but the internal meat was more enjoyable to eat than the brisket we had at Kreuz's. The least delicious thing we ate at Smitty's was the hot sausage. It seemed they had rendered too much fat from the ground meat filling, leaving it slightly shriveled in appearance. Still, we loved Smitty's as a whole package. There seemed to be a lot of excitement in the air. Folks were hugging and high-fiving in the parking lot. Pigmon had high expectations for Smitty' because they are nominally the new kids on the block, and therefore he thought, had something to prove. I think there was definitely some validity to his logic.
Kreuz 's' Part IIWhat we ate: Pork Spare Ribs
High on the oak smoke, and thoroughly impressed with the ribs we had just devoured, there was no other choice than to return to Kreuz's to pick up some of their pork ribs which we had passed on during our first round. We procured about 6 ribs to go, to be eaten later. They looked very different from Smitty's, and ended up tasting like porky pastrami. Not that there's anything wrong with that in and of itself, but I'm not sure how I like it in a rib. The rub was a coarse black pepper, and the meat although smoky enough tasted cured. If it had been taken off the bone, sliced thin, and piled high on some good rye bread it could've been a great sandwich. Very surprising, but this would not be our last visit to Kreuz's on this trip.
Black's215 N. Main
(512) 398-2712

What we ate: Brisket
Pork Spare Ribs
What came with: Pickles
I have to admit I was running out of steam at this point, and from some recent reports, I didn't think that I would be the worst thing we missed Black's. We sat out in the car contemplating whether we should just get some to go or if we should just take our bloated bellies back to Austin and call it a (very successful) day.
Of course you know we went. A narrow hallway led you in to the chow line which started with a salad bar loaded with rather unappealing mayo concoctions. (I did pick up a mini-scoop of potato salad for research purposes only.) Next up, pickles and onions, and finally, the BBQ, oh the BBQ. We ordered a three slices of brisket, one lean and two fatty as well as a rib for good measure. I modestly took a bite of the lean brisket first, and thought eh, fine, but nothing special. On the opposite end of the spectrum were the fatty slices. It was not only the best brisket we had tasted in Lockhart, but one of the best briskets we had tasted, perhaps anywhere.
How would I describe the brisket? Fork tender, unctuous, extra thick pink smoke ring, perfectly seasoned crusty, burnished bark, truly the real article. My only criticism would be the fact that they sliced the meat with, instead of against the grain. Normally that would be a huge problem, but it really didn't seem to matter. Oh, and the rib was good too, but we can't be objective about it because we were so full, and Smitty's had already set the pork rib bar so ridiculously high.
As a side note, Smitty's also offered an unremarkable and uncharacteristic sweet tomato BBQ sauce.
Upon leaving Lockhart, Pigmon said that if he were to do Lockhart over again tomorrow, he'd get some sausage from Kreuz's, some pork ribs from Smitty's, and a pile of fatty brisket from Black's go find a park, or a tree, sit outside and dine like a king.

(Part II - Taylor, Elgin, Luling, Lockhart 1.3 coming soon)
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