Folding may be
de rigueur, and double-decking perfectly "kosher," but using a fork is quite the
faux pas! Will Mayor-elect de Blasio's new administration ever recover from the
firestorm that arose when he used a fork to eat his pie at Goodfellas on Staten Island? I guess he can forget about any presidential aspirations right now. And maybe Christie can deflect attention onto Pizza-gate. . .
Man : I can't understand how a poet like you can eat that stuff.
T. S. Eliot: Ah, but you're not a poet.