I don’t think I’ve ever asked to be moved in a restaurant before. But there’s first time for everything, right? And so it was at La Regalade Saint Honore. We arrived, giddy with expectation after reading Ron’s report of his stellar dinner here and even though we were among the first in the restaurant, not even the seating of two American couples on either side of us could dampen my enthusiasm.
But I get ahead of myself. We had decided—after a horrendous cab ride, getting stuck in terrible traffic and spending a fortune on a simple, “quick,” ride earlier in the week—that we would plan ahead and go early. So we arrived early and walked around the neighborhood, looking into shops and tasting our way around. Ike on D-Day had nothing on us. First stop: La Bague de Kenza, an Algerian pastry shop a block from the restaurant. I had found it earlier on the net but you can’t tell till you walk in. A wonderful discovery, but I’ll post about that elsewhere.
The exteriorWe were, I think, the third couple to enter La Regalade on this Sunday evening. It’s not a large place and we were seated along the side, among a series of two-tops. Not very long thereafter, another American couple was seated to our right. Then, another American couple entered and was seated to our left.
I recall reading somewhere before we left…on David Lebovitz’s site, I think…that you shouldn’t take offense if you’re seated in the American “ghetto.” As he quite rightly points out, not all restaurant staff speak English, so it makes eminent sense for a restaurant to group English speakers in the same area where they can all be served by the server who speaks the best (or the only) English. It’s undeniably true…and yet, I have to say, for reasons that I will explain later in this review, that it also changes the dining experience.
Shortly after being seated we were brought a large terrine (still visible, its caul fat wrapping), bread, and a pot of gherkins and pickled onions.

Terrine and picklesIn any event, we were happily co-existing with (i.e., ignoring) the (older, quiet) American couple on our right, neither of whom spoke any French apparently. (FWIW, I actually do speak French. Not fluently, but certainly well enough to order and converse with the server and answer questions.) Enter the
Bickersons, the couple on the left, a retired couple in the 70s or so. He spoke not a word of French; she seemed to be a native speaker. They had been in their seats for, oh, maybe ten seconds when war broke out. He had, apparently, lost (or misplaced) his glasses. And the skirmishing began. Not loud enough for the entire restaurant to hear but plenty loud enough and impossible to ignore. And it kept up. Nonstop. Nothing was too petty. Everything was fodder. And no topic was too minute not to revisit…over and over. The husband hissed to his wife at one point: “You want to leave? You want to just get up and leave? We’ll go back to the hotel!” I wanted so desperately to turn to him and say, “Please! Would you? We’d be ever so grateful.” But they were very quickly ruining what started out so nicely and promised to be a superb dinner.
The woman who had charge of us spoke a little English, but her vocabulary was mostly limited to listing the menu items in English and answering extremely basic questions. In any event, she started in English with us and when I responded in French, she seemed to visibly relax and we conversed most of the rest of the evening in French. At one point, when I hadn’t quite followed a question, rather than try to translate it into English, she simply rephrased it in French. She was also extremely busy; in our several hours there, she was almost always visible in the front of the house, always occupied…seating people, taking orders, serving people, drying dishes (!), answering the phone. Whatever they pay her is extremely well-earned.
In any event, I finally decided to ask to be moved. I was concerned because by now the room was mostly full—there remained only a single open two-top across the room. Our server couldn’t possibly have been more gracious. We were moved immediately. Why do I tell this story? For one reason (in addition to the very accommodating and thoughtful way in which we were treated). We were moved to the “French side” of the room, between a four-top and a round five-top. Both with filled with Parisians. Forgetting entirely about the arguing couple, the change in ambiance, in atmosphere was marked. It was like leaving the American zone and eating, now, in Paris. Nothing against the couple formerly on our right, but hearing English spoken all around you when dining in Paris is quite significantly different than hearing conversations all around you in French. It made what would have been an excellent meal into a wonderful experience.
The specialsTo the meal*: we ordered mostly off the chalkboard. (Although I took a photo of the menu, it came out poorly; it included five apps and five main courses (salmon, veal, duck, and pork were the other options). The chalkboard offered an additional three apps and three mains (beef, lamb, and duck.) Our apps were specials, literally and figuratively. The Lovely Dining Companion ordered pan-fried porcini (cèpes) with a meat jus and a sparkling wine “sauce”; I chose one of the two scallops offerings: roasted scallops in a porcini butter. (Based on the fact that porcini were features in four or five dishes that evening, one has to believe that they had just hit the mushroom jackpot.)
[ Stunning presentation ruined by crappy photograph! ]
Pan-fried porcini
Roasted scallopsBoth apps were near-perfect. Since each one focused on a single ingredient, the quality of that ingredient was key. And both were great. (It is worth noting that although this appears to be the largely the same dish as what Ronnie ordered, above, it was quite different. LDC's was served in an oversized soup bowl, surrounded by broth and foam; watercress, not parsley.)
Our main courses: for LDC, rascasse cuite au four, cremeux de cèpes & courge butternut au beurre d’herbes (oven-baked rascasse with “creamy porcini” and butternut squash with herb butter). Rascasse is a firm-fleshed fish, generally considered to be an essential element in any “authentic” bouillabaisse; it is usually translated as scorpionfish and it’s native to the Mediterranean. LDC, not normally a big fish eater, had more than her share on this trip but, to our mutual surprise, she began discovering that maybe she should order fish more than she ordinarily does. Her safe default order is salmon, but the same fish over and over can get tiresome. So even though salmon was on the menu this night, she chose the rascasse. And thoroughly enjoyed it. Indeed, it was one of her favorite meals of the entire trip (surpassed only by the cod, of all things, that she had
the next night at Josephine Chez Dumonet!).
RascasseFor moi: roast lamb with confit of shoulder and miniature root veggies (can anyone explain the meaning of “quasi” as in the chalkboard’s “quasi agneau”?) I was ever so slightly disappointed that there wasn’t more meat to the portion but beyond that, not a peep or quibble out of me. Lovely, lovely dish, cooked precisely.
LambSince our server had already been charming and very helpful, I decided to let her choose my wine. The LDC doesn’t drink alcohol, so while I might have a couple glasses or even a half-bottle, I’m unlikely to order a whole bottle for myself. In this case, I only wish I’d gotten the whole damn bottle. What she chose not only complemented the lamb, it was the easily best glass I’ve had in several years. Saint-Nicolas-de-Bourgeuil, Les Montils, 2014, a cabernet franc from the Loire. It was a truly terrific wine, just rich enough and tannic to exactly the right degree, highly flavorful, perfectly balanced. I passed up the chance to buy it from a shop while there, figuring I’d get it once I was home. Damn fool.
ApplesDesserts: In French, the LDC ordered an arrangement or creation focusing on apples with a light mousse, some sorbet, and fruit paste. But what matters most is how it tasted. I can only confirm that I wasn’t even offered a taste and a clean plate returned to the kitchen. It looked great and was, apparently, even better.
However, truth be told, I was thrilled with my own choice. I just couldn’t resist...Grand Marnier soufflé. I knew I would be ordering it sooner or later and this night seemed to be the night. Not much to say except that my bowl also returned to the kitchen completely clean.
Grand Marnier souffléThis was the kind of meal I imagine when I think of eating “nice” in Paris. Small place, cozy in its way, great, friendly service, even better food. Best dinner I had. (The LDC put it in second place, behind our meal the next night, at
Josephine Chez Dumonet.)
*(For anyone interested, I took a bad photo of the menu. Not worth posting but, if anyone is at all interested, I'm happy to send a copy...it is legible...just bad.)
Gypsy Boy
"I am not a glutton--I am an explorer of food." (Erma Bombeck)