Well, I took one for the team coming back from San Diego.
I didn't have a lot of time at the hotel waiting for the shuttle to the airport, so I took a pass on their rather boring sounding $9.95 burger (I later heard from someone that I'd probably have missed my plane if I'd tried), figuring that there'd be fast food in the concourse.
Wrong -- the American Airlines concourse at San Diego airport had exactly two options for dining: Pizza Hut and Margarita's. I really, really didn't want a bad pizza, so I decided for a burger at the latter. They had some interesting toppings including a "Jack Fiesta" which included jack cheese and salsa, plus an extra $1.79 would get you guacamole.
I should have known I was in for trouble when they wouldn't let me order medium rare. I begged, pleaded and offered to sign a waiver. It was nearly inedible, and I'd have sent it back if I didn't have a plane to catch. Grey through and through with no sign of a crust. How did they cook it? There was no browning on the outside at all, it could have been microwaved or done
sous vide for all I can tell. A thick burger (anything over 1/4 lb) shouldn't be done medium rare -- if they'd done two thin patties instead, it might have been edible. Tasteless jack cheese was atop it, and the salsa looked like pico de gallo that had sat under a heat lamp for fifteen minutes. I had hoped the guac would be the saving grace, but no luck: flavorless green paste, that had a mouthfeel of being barely thawed.
The onion rings (another upgrade) were very good, though.
Avoid, avoid, avoid.. Buy a McD's outside security instead.
What is patriotism, but the love of good things we ate in our childhood?
-- Lin Yutang