Well, we narrowly missed another harrowing eating experience after a day of hiking and fishing...we decided to check out what was open downtown Utica on a Tuesday evening...turned out we had two choices: Duff's, an irish bar that was mentioned in the Ron's thread, and Canal Port Bar & Grill, an obviously touristy place. We were hungry and happened to be on the Canal Port side of the street...so, like the donkey between two bales of hay, we went there.
The place has been recently renovated within an inch of its life, including an enormous wood bar, wood paneling, giant windows, and a footcandle rating to rival Moody's (Sparky couldn't read the book he'd brought to amuse himself, even though the sun was shining outside.) Ominously, the one-price $5 children's menu listed burgers, chicken fingers, and mac and cheese...but we were there and hungry. The 'spouse ordered a steak sandwich, I opted for the extremely reasonably priced 1/4 dark meat chicken dinner ($6) and Sparky got mac and cheese. Most menu items ranged from $8 to $20.
I won! Not much has been written here about this genre of fried chicken, but this is the best example I've ever had of it: unseasoned but perfectly cooked fried chicken, minimally battered with flour. The quarter dark was a leg and a thigh, and a sprinkle of salt was all it required: the skin exploded in your mouth with a sound that I'm sure could be heard two tables down, and the meat slid off the bones. Since it's all in the cooking, I don't know how consistent this dish is (though I have high hopes, as reviews
elsewhererave about it) but, although the plainest, it was the best fried chicken I've had in a long while. It came with a side of very good homemade creamy cole slaw of diced cabbages and veg. Also very good: the salad dressings, all sour-cream based with minimal mayo and (thank God) no off sweet flavors - blue cheese was the best I've had in a while, with big chunks of cheese in a base that included fresh green onion; the chips came with some kind of sour-creamy dill dressing. The homemade potato chips were likewise very good; thin-sliced and fried hard and great for dipping in the dressings.
Unfortunately, the steak sandwich was one of the poorest of this genre we've seen in a while: a flavorless, pounded flat, oversalted but otherwise unseasoned gristly piece of meat on a doughy bun. Sparky's $5 mac-and-cheese, as we suspected, was disappointing: a fairly small portion of poorly-prepared "blue box" with a side of recently uncanned mandarin oranges. We tried dessert - tiramisu - which was huge, but frozen and suspiciously neat (a la US Foods or Sysco) It wasn't bad for what it was...
I'm guessing this is one of those restaurants that does fried very well - the chicken dinner had a couple options: a dark or white quarter, and a dark or white half (how do they cut chickens into a white half?

) There were also a number of fried fish dishes on the menu...I'd be eager to get another opinion.
Canal Port
(815) 667-3010
200 Mill St, North Utica, IL 61373