There are less than a handful of places have come 
really close, but there is no perfect bar, no 
that place.  The perfect bar exists only in my head as a place that opens when I arrive and closes when I leave, it's not too loud and not too silent, where I can go and drink perfectly crafted drinks for free, all while being served up by a staff that's beautiful on both the outside and the inside.
I've been all over this great land of ours and in my travels have always striven to find the closest thing to 
that place.  I had expected that I'd find it here in Chitown.  Or maybe in LA, Las Vegas, Scottsdale, or one of the 5 boroughs.  But I'll be damned that I found it in Cleveland of all places!  To me, that's almost like suggesting Salt Lake City or Cheyenne, WY.
Yes, I too have witnessed this extraordinary experience that is known as the Velvet Tango Room ("VTR").  It can be somewhat difficult to state just how extraordinary it is.  One could try to compare it to another establishment of the same ilk, but in doing so would be a disservice to the VTR and everything that it is...and everything that it isn't!  It's the closest place to 
that place that I'm likely to find.  
We all have our own ideas of what constitutes 
that place.  NASCAR lovers probably have a different vision of 
that place.  But for me, the VTR is the closest thing to 
that place for me.  If I can just figure out how to get my drinks for free, I'll have found 
that place...the perfect bar.  In the meantime, I'll settle for the closest thing to perfection, my new home away from home: The Velvet Tango Room.
                    
                        
                            
There's two ways a drink can be prepared:  The way the 
Velvet Tango Room does it, and the wrong way.