Superintendent Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Seymour Skinner: Oh, no, I said steamed
hams. That’s what I call hamburgers.
Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Skinner: Yes, it’s a regional dialect.
Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?
Skinner: Uhh… Upstate New York.
Chalmers: Really? Well, I’m from Utica, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase ’steamed hams.’
Skinner: Oh, not in Utica. No, it’s an Albany expression.
Chalmers: I see.
[Chalmers bites into a steamed ham.]
Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Skinner: Oh ho ho, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
Chalmers: For steamed hams…
Skinner: Yes…
Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
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Looks great, Rene. Thanks for the post!