Thanks for all the advice, everyone! Thanks to this amazingly informative thread and
this excellent one, some seriously good eating went down this past weekend...some mediocre & lousy eating too, but that was my own damn fault

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Thursday dinner - downright awful fried catfish at Pat O'Brien's. Talk about asking for it...for those who aren't familiar, it's like eating dinner at Leg Room or Mother's on Division. I strenuously voted against, but was overruled with a majority "Come on dude, let's just eat here real quick so we can keep drinking" opinion. My one small consolation was that everyone was displeased with their food and regretted insisting on eating there.
Friday breakfast - beignets and café au lait at
Café Beignet. Long line, jam-packed with tourists, but all-in-all, not terrible. I managed to score a table right by the entrance (which opens like a garage door), the previous occupants of the table left me a New York Times, the place itself is cozy, the beignets were fresh from the fryer, and the coffee was pretty good. Considering it was grossly understaffed FOH (one girl working the register, one girl filling coffee orders, one girl restocking sugars, utensils, etc., and one guy running food orders to tables), service was surprisingly smooth & efficient. Overall, no complaints (other than about the long line).
Friday lunch - muffalettas at
Central Grocery, which totally lived up to the hype. Loved the sesame-encrusted, focaccia-like bread, and that olive salad really was a thing of beauty. I picked up a jar to bring home, then remembered that I can't carry it on...so a FedEx ground package should be arriving soon

The atmosphere there was really cool...it's like if
J.P. Graziano were to install makeshift seating area.
Friday "snack" - ice-cold beers from among the 50 taps & too many bottles to count at
The Bulldog. After wandering around in the Garden District, we stumbled onto this place & found it to be so laidback & comfortable that we ended up spending the afternoon here drinking bottles of Monty Python's Holy (Gr)ail ale and playing bar trivia.
Friday dinner -
Cochon. This place was a unanimous hit. I started with a cocktail of Abita rootbeer and
Catdaddy moonshine, followed by an appetizer of fried alligator with a chili garlic aioli, then finally Louisiana cochon with turnips, cabbage & cracklins.
The cocktail was cool & refreshing at first, but by the end I was kinda tired of the bold flavors and wanted something more mellow (went with a Pimm's-based cocktail for drink #2, was like a Pimm's cup but heavy on the cucumber).
My fried alligator was excellent - nicely fried, perfectly tender, bite-size nuggets with a surprisingly, genuinely spicy aioli. I also go to taste the gator sausage (that day's special app) and the spicy grilled pork ribs with watermelon pickle...both were delicious.
The main dish was spectacular...a "puck" of melt-in-your-mouth pulled cochon de lait on a pile of roasted turnip & cabbage, all sprinkled with miniature cracklin's. The pork was surprisingly tender & juicy, well seasoned, with just the right amount of porkiness. The cracklin's were hot from the fryer but not oily, and the veggies were well cooked.
Saturday brunch - Famous Ferdi Specials at
Mother's. Three of us opted for the 2/3 size, and only one guy was able to finish. The fourth guy ordered the full size and an order of fries, and barely got through half of his po' boy and a third of his fries. These things don't look that big, but they're super rich & heavy, with a half-inch layer each of roast beef and roast ham (both carvery style, not cold-cut style), plus a half inch of roast beef "debris", all doused with liberal amounts of gravy (reminiscent of Italian beef "juice")...I'm feeling full just thinking about that sandwich.
Saturday late lunch - oysters at
Cooter Brown's. This place was a hike and a half from our hotel the French Quarter. We had no luck getting streetcars (either they were so packed by stop #2 on St. Charles that they wouldn't even stop, or they just wouldn't show up for ages), so we cabbed it over, and even that took about 15 minutes. Cooter Brown's was well worth it though: huge draft beer selection, cheap mixed drinks, and gigantic, plump oysters. They might not measure up to the ones at
Neptune Oyster in Boston, but for a neighborhood dive/sports bar, they were most impressive. Took the "when in Rome" route and ate them on saltines with dollops of cocktail sauce & horseradish...made for a great light lunch.
Saturday dinner - crappy bar food at
Bruno's Tavern by Tulane campus, not that we cared about food at that point though - we were there to watch the Final Four, play Golden Tee & some Texas Hold 'Em (we bought a couple rolls of quarters off the bar to use as chips

), and drink copious amounts of beer ($15 for big pitchers of Guinness and Harp...cheap!)...mission accomplished. The food may have been so-so, but the service was fast & friendly, the atmosphere was lively, prices were reasonable, the place was clean & well-maintained, plus lots of flatscreen TVs all over the place...from the perspective of fitting our needs at the time, it was perfect.
Saturday late-night snack - we bypassed the sloppy debacle on Bourbon Street with the intention of checking out Port of Call, but it was closed, but we spotted neon lights a block up the street and decided to investigate, which led us to
Buffa's Lounge. The front bar was packed with an interesting mix of locals and transplants, who made us promise we wouldn't be as obnoxious as the last group of out-of-towners that had stumbled in that evening.
Technically we broke our promise, but none of the bar's regulars seemed to mind too much...a bunch of them joined us in the "Robin Hood: Men In Tights" drinking game we made up when we saw it was on the bar's TVs (a scene where arrows are fired, drink one; a scene where flaming arrows are fired, drink two; if anyone breaks into song, drink two; any scenes with Dave Chappelle, drink three; any scenes with Mel Brooks, drink five). One of the guys ran next door to his apartment and returned with hot, heaping plates of homemade sausage, gravy & focaccia for us. Our friend returned the favor by buying a round for the house, which resulted in a bunch of rounds being bought for us.
Needless to say, the sun was well on its way up by the time we got back to the hotel.
Sunday brunch - café au lait and beignets at
Café du Monde. Overcrowded, terrible service, mediocre coffee...decent beignets though, fortunately. We pretty much went there to check it off the list (and because fried dough sounded mild & inoffensive, which is about all we could handle after the night we had).
Once again, thanks for all the thoughtful & informative posts! Thanks almost wholly to this thread and the other one I linked to, we had a great weekend.
Pat O'Brien's Bar718 St. Peter Street
New Orleans, LA 70116
Phone: (504) 525-4823
Toll Free: (800) 597-4823
(Restaurant entrance is at 624 Bourbon St., but bypass that & just order a Hurricane to go from the bar side so you can check it off your obligatory-touristy-stuff list)Café Beignet334-B Royal St.
New Orleans, LA 70130
(504) 524-5530
(Other locations at 311 Bourbon St. & 819 Decatur St.)Central Grocery Co. (Doesn't look like they have a website, link goes to Wikipedia article)923 Decatur St
New Orleans, LA 70116
(504) 620-0174
The Bulldog3236 Magazine St.
New Orleans, LA 70115
(504) 891-1516
(Other locations at 5135 Canal Blvd., plus in Baton Rouge, LA, Jackson, MS, and in Metairie, LA where it's called Lager's Ale House)Cochon930 Tchoupitoulas St.
New Orleans, LA 70130
(504) 588-2123
Mother's Restaurant401 Poydras St.
New Orleans, LA 70130
(504) 523-9656
Cooter Brown's Tavern509 South Carrollton Ave.
New Orleans, LA 70118
(504) 866-9104
Bruno's Tavern7538 Maple St.
New Orleans, LA 70118
(504) 861-7615
Buffa's Restaurant & Lounge1001 Esplanade Ave.
New Orleans, LA 70116
(504) 949-0038
Café Du Monde800 Decatur St.
New Orleans, LA 70116
(504) 525-4544
(Another location at 1 Poydras, plus a bunch scattered around in the 'burbs)Edited to add addresses & URLs
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