Ignoring R.E.M.'s pleas, i went back to Rockville, to the same hotel just out of the Twinbrook Metro stop, except it's no longer the Doubletree, it's a straight Hilton now (when i first visited it in the 90s, it was a Crowne Plaza). When I was here last, there was a little strip mall with an Indian place right across the street, and a New Orleans place that served a darn good etouffee. Both gone - the latter is now a Fuddruckers, and the old strip is now a much larger center.
In that center is a place called Matchbox, which the clerk at the hotel recommended. The menu has a bunch of pizzas, streaks, seafood, and one burger, but it's a very good burger. Gorgonzola, bacon and mushrooms, with cold fixings (red onion, pickle, lettuce and surprisingly red but still wan-tasting tomato) on the side. Cooked medium rare as ordered, very beefy and lots of umami. Only fault is a too-soft bun.
And three huge onion rings that are now my gold standard. Thick cut, crunchy, and dusted with parmesan. They are the fulfillment of Matthew to the promise of Popeye's Isaiah. Damn. Together, $13.
Also very good was a creamy crab soup that made me realize that all that krab I've been thinking I'm enjoying I'd just crap (krap?) next to the real thing. $6.
What is patriotism, but the love of good things we ate in our childhood?
-- Lin Yutang