Mike G wrote:...the Barbara's fake Cheetos at Whole Foods and such are pretty good. They taste like actual cheese, for one thing.

Mike G - My friend, I respect your judgment in all things, but I fear you are just missing the point on this one. There is a reason they don't call them "Cheesetoes." (OK, maybe a couple of reasons.) Come on. Cheetos that taste like actual cheese? What next, milk-flavored Milk Duds? Grape-Nuts blended from dehydrated Concord grapes and roasted almonds? No, the charming essence of the Cheeto is certainly the "Chee," not the "Cheese."