'Baba Miskeen'
Necessity is the Mother of Contention
Over the years, I have on a number of occasions heard people complain about the productivity of zucchini plants, saying that after a time they had run out of creative ideas for preparing the zucchini and had grown quite weary of the vegetable. This I cannot understand, except insofar as I suspect that these who complain in this way have not been endowed with levels of curiosity and imagination to match the productivity of this most noble squash. In short, they themselves might possibly be called with justification
cucuzzë. To my mind, zucchini and zucchini flowers are delicious and sufficiently adaptable as to be amenable to an extremely broad array of preparations; some of my favourites I’ve already posted on ( see, for example, the threads on
boumiano (link) and
marrow blooms (link).
Now, that said, I think one key to profiting maximally from the productivity of the zucchini plant is to be rigorous in harvesting the fruits when they are small or, at most, medium in size. But occasionally, due to circumstances beyond one’s control, the harvesting is delayed for a few days with as result the creation of
zucconi or even
zuccuzzi, that is, over-sized, pumpkin-like behemoths, with large seeds and stringy soft centres. What can one do with these beasts that even my infamous, vegetable-eating squirrel adversary, Dikzak, spurns?
Well, two solutions I came up with yesterday worked out pretty well. The first one is, in effect, a version of
baba ghanooj, but using instead of an eggplant one of the ‘Chernobylised’ zucchini. I call this dish
baba miskeen and here’s how it looks:
Waarom ‘miskeen’? Omdat ge ‘t mischien ‘baba’ kunt noemen.
I peeled the big zooka, removed the uninteresting internal organs, cut it into cubes, sautéed it briefly with olive oil and garlic and then boiled it for a good while, until it was sufficiently soft to be easily mashed with my trusty Flemish
stoemper. Tahini, a little raw garlic, lemon juice, and then for serving, garnishing with high quality olive oil, chopped mint and parsley, and a generous sprinkling of sumac. No smoky flavour, admittedly, but this
baba miskeen was quite delicious.
Another preparation I used on one of these zucchini that got too big was to stuff it and bake it slowly. The general approach was roughly Lebanese, though I did a few things that were taken straight from my Southern Italian background and are at variance with the Lebanese approach. Here’s a picture (a bit dark; I’ll replace it with a picture of the left-over serving, if that turns out to be clearer):
I halved and cleaned the ‘zucchini’ and then boiled them a bit to soften them. The stuffing features a mixture of lamb and veal with minced onion, garlic, allspice, cinnamon, etc. Over the stuffed vegetables I poured a separately prepared tomato sauce with onion and spices. At table, we take some yoghurt alongside the stuffed vegetables. The boiling and slow-baking rendered the oversized squash quite tender and there remained a pleasant flavour that paired well with that of the combination of meat-filling and tomato sauce.
Most of my zucchini plants survived some mid-summer crises and have made a come-back, entering into what is, I believe, a third period of relatively intense productivity. All I can say is: ‘bring it on!’
Felice Festa delle Zucchine!
Antonius
Alle Nerven exzitiert von dem gewürzten Wein -- Anwandlung von Todesahndungen -- Doppeltgänger --
- aus dem Tagebuch E.T.A. Hoffmanns, 6. Januar 1804.
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Na sir is na seachain an cath.