LAZ wrote:As far as ripeness, well, one man's fromage délicieux is another's stinky cheese. That's largely a matter of individual taste.
You would, of course, be absolutely wrong about that, LAZ. Instead of arguing with you about Giles and the veracity of his claims, which, offline I would be more than happy to do, I will argue that
bad cheese is bad cheese. And until you have worked in a warehouse or cave full of it, ammoniated and inedible, you probably wouldn't get it.
the esteemed French Affineur Pierre Androuet wrote: How can you tell if you are dealing with a good cheesemonger? A Good cheesemonger is one who has a good reputation. Not not put your trust in titles alone. In our profession the title of maitre fromager is not always justified, unfortunately. Do you believe that a member of a wine tasting society is necessarily a connoisseur? If all the master cheesemongers were really master cheesemongers, if they all had cellars for aging, if all the products that they sold were irreproachable...then the title would make some sense...Take your cheeses as you find them. What is good one day may be past its prime the next....
Androuet, one of the most influential cheesemongers in the world, had a lot to say about spoiled cheese, none of it good. In the oft quoted
Complete Encyclopedia of French Cheese, he offers:
Androuet wrote: Never buy cheeses with a hard or semi-hard rind that shows signs of swelling or bulging. This is an indication of secondary fermentation that will make the cheese unpleasant, bitter, and even inedible.
Yes, cheese can go bad. Cheese can go very bad.
On page 73 of Max McCalman's highly regarded
The Cheese Plate, he writes about cheesemongers and expectations. He quotes Androuet as well. Here's what he has to say about the mishandling of cheese:
Max McCalman, of Artisanal and Picholine wrote:Likewise, I hate to see fine cheeses mishandled, ignored, suffocated {by being pre-wrapped in plastic wrap}, clumsily merchandised, poorly cut, haphazardly served, or badly stored to the point where they misrepresent themselves to the public.
On page 80 he writes about
overripeness of cheese:
Max McCalman, Maitre Fromager, a man in the know wrote: Overripe cheeses become sharp, rancid, ammoniacal, or "saponified" (soapy-textured rind and -flavored). Rancidity comes largely from the oxygenation of fats...{washed rind cheeses should have their rinds} intact and the cheese shouldn't be bulging, collapsing, or immutably melded to their wrappers or conatiners...if they arrive misshapen or excessively runny, then they are overripe. Their smell should be pronounced, pungent, and immediately noticeable but not rotten, putrid, or persistently ammoniacal...A definite barnyardy odor is acceptable; the smell of deathly decay is not.
On page 81 he lists 19 points where a cheese could be bad - broken up into Physical Defects, Aroma, and Flavor.
When you handle something every day, you understand what it should and shouldn't be like. Bread bakers understand this, people who work close to the source of their food understand this. I'm not talking about the goudas or 900 year old cheddars here (although Androuet makes a case against those as well). I'm talking delicate cheeses - white fleurie rind cheeses, washed rind, etc.
I am not talking "Stinky" cheese here, what I am talking about is cheese that is browned, bitter, and a huge embarrassment to the cheesemaker if she/he knew it were being sold. If a consumer eats a piece of cheese, and it is their only experience with it, and it is bad, it reflects badly on the cheese. Isn't it the job of the cheesemonger to make sure they are selling perfect cheese every time? They are the cheesemaker's ambassador, and the cheesemaker is counting on them to represent them fairly every time. This goes for everyone - from the guy with the booth at the farmer's market to a chain like Whole Foods.
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