Inspired by this thread, I headed for Riviera yesterday to buy some sopresatta. Unfortunately, I found out the hard way that they close at 5. So I went to a deli around the corner and bought some imported "flat" sopresatta, Italian provolone and olives from a nice Italian lady with copper colored hair. It was not the best salami I have ever had, but it was pretty darn good, and she sliced it so thin it was almost transparent. On the way home, I stopped and got some Armenian basturma and a loaf of crispy crusted bread. Just for good measure, I also bought one of those Bosnian dried sausages and a surprisingly good bottle of Montenegran wine. When I got home, I sliced a yellow tomato, roasted a red pepper, opened a jar of pepperocini, and held my own little international festival of dry-cured meats. So if there is any substance to the USDA's crusade against the dangers of dried sausage, I'm a goner.