Come to Ruxbin! We have lovely kumquats there, which are served on the flatbread, but if you walk up to the pass and ask nicely i'd bet someone will give you one.
"the pleasantest of all emotions is to know that I, I with my brain and my hands, have nourished my beloved few, that I have concocted a stew or a story, a rarity or a plain dish, to sustain them truly against the hungers of the world" -M.F.K Fisher