Pristine? How about Spartan? Elemental, even. Pure. Essential. Primal.
I was just listening to some Louis Primal last night....
Anyway....
Finding the key ingredients for this sandwich may take a little searching in Chicago -- not necessarily to a specialty shop, but to more than one (but no more than two, I promise) smaller, neighborhood delicatessens and/or bakeries (which, if we're talking serious sandwiches, should be the default purveyors regardless.)
The Mister Dithers Sandwich
1) Ca. 1/4 # Boar's Head Roast Beef, (Top Round, Cap Off variety, not the Londonport seasoned roast beef), in uniform, extremely thin slices. If the deli guy/gal breathes the word "shaved" at any point during the preparation of the roast beef order, give your spot in line to the sweet, little old lady waiting behind you and find a deli guy/gal who knows how to slice cold cuts. Boar's Head is available at several non-supermarket purveyors in Chicago, but that's only half the battle. Worst case scenario, buy the roast beef as a single, 1/4-3/8 # slab, bring it to Meyer Delicatessen, and politely ask them to slice it for you. A bit of tact will be required to accomplish this task, but done casually and within the context of purchasing a few grocery items (a refreshing Orangina, perhaps, or a bottle or three of a crisp German Bier, to be consumed alongside the finished sandwich), the request will be handled accordingly. Explaining that the meat came from, say, a friend's dinner party, should also serve to avoid injury to Teutonic pride.
2) A sufficient piece of crusty Italian bread. Granted, the bakery section of a Jewel/Dominick's might feature a house brand baguette or even a decent looking hard roll, probably stuffed into a bag. Not the worst you can do, but I specifically said a piece of crusty Italian bread. The best bread of this ilk is usually made by a crusty Italian. Masi, D'Amato's, Sicilia, etc. should fit the bill nicely. And hey, there's nothing wrong with a pound of raspberry-filled, chocolate-dipped butter cookies while you're at it. Nope, nothing wrong at all.
3) Hellmann's mayonnaise, to taste. (A schmear on both sides of the bread, plus maybe a touch more in the interior of the sandwich filling will let the Hellman's sing in harmony with the Boar's Head but will not overwhelm it. Use your best judgment here.)
4) Black pepper and salt, to taste. (A very light touch with the salt, applied directly to the meat, and a decent amount of pepper, freshly ground onto the spread mayonnaise, should suffice.)
Slice crusty Italian bread. Do not toast or heat. Spread Hellman's on both sides of the bread's interior. Twist the black pepper onto the mayonnaise so that the surface is, perhaps, 10% black. Pile the roast beef evenly and loosely on one side of the bread. Salt to taste. Close sandwich. Put on plate. Open aforementioned Orangina or dunkles to have at the ready. Accompaniments not necessary, but something simple and crunchy (a Snyder's sourdough pretzel or some Terra Chips, perhaps) if you must have it. Take a bite. Savor. Bread and meat in pure form with Hellman's getting the assist. Remind yourself of the meaning of the word "recipe." Smile. Write Hungryrabbi a thank you note.
-- Reb