By luck and happenstance (and feverish searching and hoarding techinques), the following collection is made possible:

The back row is just duplicates.
My strong favorite is the Caribbean. The heat is quite intense and the flavor just about zings out loud. This one can be hard to find. I got this particular bottle at
Carniceria Jimenez in Bensenville.
Second and third place go to the red and green habanero sauces. These are the easiest to find and apparently enjoy the widest audience. I crave this sauce for eggs & chorizo and on ramen.
The 'XXXTRA HOT SAUCE Salsa Kutbil-ik de Salsa Habanero - Original Maya Recipe' is certainly hot but disappontingly tastes of little else. Ingredients list vinegar and spices. I sometimes enjoy this in my cervesas celadas*. Something here reminds me of cracked black pepper.
The jalapeno and chipotle sauces are, in my opinion, just ok. The chipotle sauce is a touch sweet for my taste but it is nice and smokey. I think it might be a nice component to a pork marinade I haven't come up with yet. The jalapeno sauce has kind of a chemically or plastic taste going on that is sort of distracting. It does taste 'green' which I enjoy quite a lot with eggs and parsley. I've only found the jalapeno sauce at three places: Lincolnwood Produce,
Produce Center (Yelp) and Woodmans.
The achiotes are more marinades or rubs and are ok on their own.
*Cervezas Cheladas: One can of Miller Lite, 3 1oz ice cubes, juice of one lime**, couple dashes of
Goya Sazon with Pepper and as much hot sauce of your choice as you can handle in a pint glass.
**I use a lever hand-driven squeezer.
Link here. Makes very short and easy work of basically all small citrus fruits.