I don't know of Caprial and John (or their possible proclivities for ball gags and/or collars), but has anyone seen the show where the two good ol boys cook Tuscan food? This show might be on WYCC, but they include it here on PBS as part of the Saturday cooking line-up (we get Ming, the most goyische Asian around, but worth it for the occasional, cool guest chef, Lidia, BBQ U, America's Test Kitchen (speaking of Goyische... "hey, I'm a young, relatively hip TV cook - think I'll dress like Lawrence Welk!" The women on the show are great, though - no-nonsense cooks, in the best sense of the word (and damned sexy, in that Alex Portnoy at Antioch way) and the effeminate product tester is cool too) In the Kitchen with Julia Child (always a treat, especially when she dabs and tests and tastes the immaculately, anal-retentively composed dish whatever guest is making.... gotta love Julia for infusing the sense of chaos and fun into the show... by the way, if anyone cares, I just acquired a DVD of the best of Uncle Floyd, and he does, without a doubt, the best Julia impression ever. Puts Dan Akyroyd's to shame). But the show with the two big ol boys (who look like they should be hosting a fishing show on ESPN 2) making guanciale and ragu bolognese... too absurd and bizarre for words.
"You know, them Tuscans loooove their boar!"
"Yep, yep, they shore do... we gonna start this with a battuto..."
"Didn't you play football with him? Frank Battuto? A Halfback?"
"Naw, he werent nothin but the waterboy, my man..."
Seriously... it's like a bad joke... like two Imams curing a ham....
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