A long list of very amusing reviews of (generally) branded foods. Most LTH worthy:
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/newfood/
I could pull quotes all day, but here's one:
Swoops are to tongue as chair is to backside. The taste is nothing new; the fit, now, is revolutionary.
Warning! If this is Monday am and you have alot to do, save this for later, its worth it.
-ramon