I especially like the line "Through our newly enhanced proprietary refill strategy algorithm, we are now fully capabilized to generate up to 2 free drink refills."
What's sad is I spend a lot of my life listening to the kind of corporate blah, blah, blah, that the video is lampooning. I love when I suffer through some tedious blathering PR video, and still have no idea of what the company actually does. I suppose it doesn't matter, as long as they are "fully capabilized".