Just a suggestion:
I'm a big hound for Chow Fun noodles. The super thick ones that I can't find in any Asian grocers. I think I may have heard or read somewhere, that these are always hand made, but I just don't buy it - seeing as how many of the Chinese resto's use so many shortcuts when it comes to ingredients. I also have a Chinese resto I go to for these things, and they always seem to be far too uniform in size to be hand made. So anyway, I guess I'd suggest a portion of your story on Chow Fun noodles. They are on pretty much every menu, but some use the thin broad noodles, while others use the ones I'm talking about - the super thick and chewy ones.
P.S. Lo Mein noodles are my second favorite - if that matters.
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