Got to say, none of the "types" listed in the sidebar that "cruelly skewered" food fans corresponds to anyone that I know. Just straw men.
Concerning the Achatz comment about people getting angry or teary when they don't get what others have at other tables in his place, I must admit, when we went to Alinea and got the full-boat tour I was a little disappointed that a table next to ours that ordered the smaller menu got the bacon-on-a-trapeze and we didn't. I didn't weep or rage, of course, but you're right: when you pay the price, you want the works, and if you don't get it, you feel like you missed something. Stupid, maybe, but human nature.
"Don't you ever underestimate the power of a female." Bootsy Collins