Mhays wrote:I plan to eschew snail caviar, unless the garden slugs in my yard start producing it in an easily harvestable sort of way.
Not a bad idea for LAZ to consider, Mhays.
I don't know about garden slugs, but when I was a student, the family I lived with in France had a snail apartment complex in their front yard. It was made out of bricks stacked about knee high and wire mesh, which kept all but the littlest snails inside. They were always retrieving the escapees from nearby bushes. (I guess that's the practical thing about snail farming-you don't have to chase them around the pasture.) In any case, this was seen as a way to economize on an expensive taste. However the lady of the house couldn't tolerate the smell of the snails cooking, so she built a separate kitchen in the basement of the house, where she spent a day cooking them, and she maintained a separate freezer all year to store them in.
I imagine harvesting snail roe might require some specialized gear as well, but it sure would be something to write about, thus recouping some of the expense.
During the same era, I returned to France amid a front-page media extravaganza: the Swiss had decided that raising and eating snails constitutes cruelty, and were planning to ban the practice, (with no mention of cruelty to the creatures more likely to be found on the dinner table, I might add.) The French were quite aflutter about this, as you might imagine. Like the Belgian taste for
frites, Swiss snail rights advocacy got a round mocking in the press.
Man : I can't understand how a poet like you can eat that stuff.
T. S. Eliot: Ah, but you're not a poet.