This show had a couple strikes against it going in, but they were running several eps this morning, and nothing else was on.
1) Syfy channel is not known for producing high-quality reality shows (or much of their scripted stuff, for that matter -- go back to your roots and show old SF reruns, PLEASE! "Land of the Giants" is better than most of your pablum)
2) Marcel. I never saw his original season of Top Chef, but on All Stars he was something of a douche.
Well, he gets his own show, and the douche really shines through. He's whiny, he's passive-aggressively abusing his staff (blaming the slow apple peeling process for him letting the dehydration run too long)... but mostly, the food was not in the least bit appetizing. Short ribs "meat glued" to a tenderloin to look like a log? Too much work for too little payback. Fried potato nests with tomato water foam "egg"? Dull and greasy looking. Chicharone "snakes"? Not what I'd serve to a wildlife preservation fundraiser, and size inappropriate for a cocktail party. Apple leather "map"? Yawn.
So that was the first episode, I'm not sure I can sit through another.
What is patriotism, but the love of good things we ate in our childhood?
-- Lin Yutang