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    Post #1 - November 16th, 2011, 11:12 am
    Post #1 - November 16th, 2011, 11:12 am Post #1 - November 16th, 2011, 11:12 am
    http://consumerist.com/2011/11/customer ... salad.html

    I wonder if it was filled with broccoli rabe-it.
    I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. ~ Jason Love

    There is no pie in Nighthawks, which is why it's such a desolate image. ~ Happy Stomach

    I write fiction. You can find me—and some stories—on Facebook, Twitter and my website.
  • Post #2 - November 16th, 2011, 12:45 pm
    Post #2 - November 16th, 2011, 12:45 pm Post #2 - November 16th, 2011, 12:45 pm
    Or maybe celery rib its. This is interesting but I am not amused. I hate bagged salad. Once I was a fan but not anymore. I do not need frogs or roof rats in my salad.
    Toria

    "I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it" - As You Like It,
    W. Shakespeare
  • Post #3 - November 16th, 2011, 1:40 pm
    Post #3 - November 16th, 2011, 1:40 pm Post #3 - November 16th, 2011, 1:40 pm
    One is reminded of the old joke: "What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 1/2 a worm in your apple."
    "All great change in America begins at the dinner table." Ronald Reagan

    http://midwestmaize.wordpress.com
  • Post #4 - November 16th, 2011, 2:00 pm
    Post #4 - November 16th, 2011, 2:00 pm Post #4 - November 16th, 2011, 2:00 pm
    Maybe it's like cereal when I was a kid, only instead of finding a toy car or a top you get a real live pet.
    I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. ~ Jason Love

    There is no pie in Nighthawks, which is why it's such a desolate image. ~ Happy Stomach

    I write fiction. You can find me—and some stories—on Facebook, Twitter and my website.
  • Post #5 - November 16th, 2011, 4:38 pm
    Post #5 - November 16th, 2011, 4:38 pm Post #5 - November 16th, 2011, 4:38 pm
    Ha ha good remarks ladies. I need to block this thread out of my mind though as I am about to make dinner. No frogs allowed. Ribbit.
    Toria

    "I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it" - As You Like It,
    W. Shakespeare
  • Post #6 - November 16th, 2011, 7:48 pm
    Post #6 - November 16th, 2011, 7:48 pm Post #6 - November 16th, 2011, 7:48 pm
    Awww, how come I never find anything that cool in my salad. The best I get are a few caterpillars. I'm going to have to email Angelic Organics about upgrading their biodiversity.

    Jen
  • Post #7 - November 17th, 2011, 2:01 pm
    Post #7 - November 17th, 2011, 2:01 pm Post #7 - November 17th, 2011, 2:01 pm
    Makes me think of the rats-in-chicken legends.

    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/friedrat.asp

    ...and a bunch of others too:

    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/food.asp

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