Lenny007 wrote:So, could someone name few cuisines that could be considered ethnic here. Please, no more landlords.
riddlemay wrote:Lenny007 wrote:So, could someone name few cuisines that could be considered ethnic here. Please, no more landlords.
As the creator of this thread, I request that if you want to have a discussion that isn't about landlords, you start a new thread to do that.
If there is nothing more anyone has to say about the issues facing restaurateurs who lease their properties, then it's OK for this thread to sink slowly into the west. If there is, then this is the place for it.
Thanks.
ronnie_suburban wrote:A capital idea!
I think a lot of independent restaurant owners underestimate how one-sided a typical business lease agreement is. The monthly rent is only one small piece of the overall puzzle. Obviously this is meant to be funny (albeit not much of an exaggeration), but this is how it feels for the little guy when it comes to signing a lease.
STANDARD RESTAURANT LEASE
1. You, the tenant, will pay me, the landlord, much more rent than I deserve for the square footage you have chosen to lease to operate your restaurant I will never dine in. The square footage that I will charge you for will be significantly more than the actual amount of space you will be able to use because I’ve decided to add in some imaginary space just so I can charge you more money. You will pay the rent on time every month or I will change the locks, sell all of your equipment and then still come after you for the money you owe me anyway.
2. I, the landlord, will assign as your point of contact from this point forward the least competent person I can find, typically a son-in-law who does not know how to answer a phone and has been given no decision-making authority of any kind.
3. If anything breaks, leaks, collapses, malfunctions, is found to be out-of-code, or disappoints you in any other fashion it is your problem and you will pay to fix it and I will enjoy the benefits of your upgrades for years to come.
4. If for any reason you go out of business you will still need to pay me rent for the duration of the lease so that not only do you have to suffer the loss of your business you can kiss away your retirement plan and anything you had hoped to leave to your children or grandchildren. I will not try very hard to find another tenant to take your place because you are already on the hook to pay and there’s nothing in it for me. In the event you find a tenant to take your place I will find them to be unworthy just because I can.
5. In addition to the rent I will charge you an inordinate amount of money to maintain the premises. I don’t actually have to do a good job maintaining the premises or justify how much the maintenance costs. You should expect to receive an extra bill every year that comes out of nowhere to pay for the maintenance I had to do that I didn’t budget for and did nothing to improve the part of the premises you actually occupy. You should also expect to receive this bill during your slowest month of the year.
6. Because I know you’re short on cash I’m going to require you to pay three months rent up front along with a security deposit equal to another three months rent that I will invent some reason not to give back to you even if you satisfy all of the other requirements of the lease.
7. If all of the above clauses are not bad enough, we reserve the right to come up with additional ways to screw you over that you could never imagine and by signing below you acknowledge this even though you know you shouldn’t.
chitrader wrote:I'm curious to those who have current restaurant leases, did you use a commercial real estate broker on the deal and if so, how do you think they helped (or hurt!) you?
angrychefmike wrote:I think a lot of independent restaurant owners underestimate how one-sided a typical business lease agreement is. The monthly rent is only one small piece of the overall puzzle. Obviously this is meant to be funny (albeit not much of an exaggeration), but this is how it feels for the little guy when it comes to signing a lease.
STANDARD RESTAURANT LEASE![]()
1. You, the tenant, will pay me, the landlord, much more rent than I deserve for the square footage you have chosen to lease to operate your restaurant I will never dine in. The square footage that I will charge you for will be significantly more than the actual amount of space you will be able to use because I’ve decided to add in some imaginary space just so I can charge you more money. You will pay the rent on time every month or I will change the locks, sell all of your equipment and then still come after you for the money you owe me anyway.
2. I, the landlord, will assign as your point of contact from this point forward the least competent person I can find, typically a son-in-law who does not know how to answer a phone and has been given no decision-making authority of any kind.
3. If anything breaks, leaks, collapses, malfunctions, is found to be out-of-code, or disappoints you in any other fashion it is your problem and you will pay to fix it and I will enjoy the benefits of your upgrades for years to come.
4. If for any reason you go out of business you will still need to pay me rent for the duration of the lease so that not only do you have to suffer the loss of your business you can kiss away your retirement plan and anything you had hoped to leave to your children or grandchildren. I will not try very hard to find another tenant to take your place because you are already on the hook to pay and there’s nothing in it for me. In the event you find a tenant to take your place I will find them to be unworthy just because I can.
5. In addition to the rent I will charge you an inordinate amount of money to maintain the premises. I don’t actually have to do a good job maintaining the premises or justify how much the maintenance costs. You should expect to receive an extra bill every year that comes out of nowhere to pay for the maintenance I had to do that I didn’t budget for and did nothing to improve the part of the premises you actually occupy. You should also expect to receive this bill during your slowest month of the year.
6. Because I know you’re short on cash I’m going to require you to pay three months rent up front along with a security deposit equal to another three months rent that I will invent some reason not to give back to you even if you satisfy all of the other requirements of the lease.
7. If all of the above clauses are not bad enough, we reserve the right to come up with additional ways to screw you over that you could never imagine and by signing below you acknowledge this even though you know you shouldn’t.
chitrader wrote:I'm curious to those who have current restaurant leases, did you use a commercial real estate broker on the deal and if so, how do you think they helped (or hurt!) you?
Darren72 wrote:Did your original lease assure you that you'd have a working AC unit?