Restaurant Haiku
Restaurant Haiku
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Post #31 - July 10th, 2009, 4:31 pmWhite Castle
Got drunk last friday,
Then 2am crave case run,
Solid poop scarce since.Cheetos are my favorite snack atm.
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Post #32 - July 10th, 2009, 4:47 pmLong John Silver's
Still not sure whats worse:
its food or its financials
Bancruptcy oft looms.Cheetos are my favorite snack atm.
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Post #33 - July 10th, 2009, 4:56 pmSlander, sir!
LJS:
Crispy dolphins of
Battered joy swim with pirates
In sea of fried loveWatch Sky Full of Bacon, the Chicago food HD podcast!
New episode: Soil, Corn, Cows and Cheese
Watch the Reader's James Beard Award-winning Key Ingredient here.
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Post #34 - July 10th, 2009, 4:57 pmTaco Bell
Ethnic food scares me
NAV MAN's bowels dissarayed
Catchy marketingColombian women are skalleywags.
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Post #35 - July 10th, 2009, 5:07 pmKFC
Famous stoner bowl
Has sexual side effects,
Gives me awful gas.
Panda Express
Check out the napkin
Nutritional info there.
Burn After ReadingCheetos are my favorite snack atm.
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Post #36 - July 10th, 2009, 5:09 pmCounter:
Long John Silver's
Employer of greats
Example being Wayne Coyne
Shouldn't quit day jobColombian women are skalleywags.
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Post #37 - July 10th, 2009, 5:11 pmI would write more
Alas, my stomach is
Bigger than my wallet"Baseball is like church. Many attend. Few understand." Leo Durocher
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Post #38 - July 10th, 2009, 6:31 pmFlame-kissed skin of brown
Accented by golden buns
Hardee's, or Padma?
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Post #39 - July 13th, 2009, 12:34 pmFlame-kissed skin of brown
Accented by golden buns
Hardee's, or Padma?
That's a good one Santander.......
Expert Gastronome
I like the cut of your jib
You are SantanderColombian women are skalleywags.
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Post #40 - July 13th, 2009, 1:05 pmSurrounded by foods,
a Lean Cuisine lunch -
Mouth, stomach sad; pants still tight.
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Post #41 - July 17th, 2009, 9:32 amI burp and take whiff
The smell is a reminder
Had kimchi last night
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Post #42 - July 18th, 2009, 11:08 amNAV MAN’s stool sample
Summed up in five initials:
GI, TMI.
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Post #43 - July 18th, 2009, 11:17 amYour General Tso's
costs more than my Twice-Cooked Pork:
Spring World's "Gringo tax"
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Post #44 - July 18th, 2009, 11:40 amEat a Panda dish
Without Spring World's gringo tax:
Their Kung Pao Chicken.Watch Sky Full of Bacon, the Chicago food HD podcast!
New episode: Soil, Corn, Cows and Cheese
Watch the Reader's James Beard Award-winning Key Ingredient here.
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Post #45 - July 18th, 2009, 6:01 pmThis matzo ball soup
Must taste as good to my shirt
As it does to me.
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Post #46 - July 20th, 2009, 1:34 pmEating the town brown,
I've got mussels not muscles,
Let your dreadlocks down.Cheetos are my favorite snack atm.
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Post #47 - July 24th, 2009, 6:46 amWild blueberry patch
Melons, stone fruits.....WHITE PEACHES!
What month is better?
sorry, not a restaurant, but got caught up in the spirit after eating a bowl full of grapes, watermelon, cantaloupe, and blueberries. Each bite sweeter than the last.We cannot be friends if you do not know the difference between Mayo and Miracle Whip.
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Post #48 - July 31st, 2009, 9:01 pmSchwa a hard reso
Carlson food is freaky good
Bacon with Ice Cream
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Post #49 - August 1st, 2009, 11:18 amRed line to Argyle
Dreams of divine Beijing duck
Kelly says, "Quack! Quack!""Life is a combination of magic and pasta." -- Federico Fellini
"You're not going to like it in Chicago. The wind comes howling in from the lake. And there's practically no opera season at all--and the Lord only knows whether they've ever heard of lobster Newburg." --Charles Foster Kane, Citizen Kane.
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Post #50 - August 5th, 2009, 6:14 pmMetropolitan
Subtle complex lager beers
Get me a glass now
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Post #51 - August 6th, 2009, 12:44 pmThink you've seen it all?
Mark my words. Bacon, Swiss Cheese...
The new......McWagyu.We cannot be friends if you do not know the difference between Mayo and Miracle Whip.
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Post #52 - October 6th, 2009, 3:03 pmA & W Restaurants
Delicious Root Beer
Only in Suburban Malls
Post Movie Fun SpotColombian women are skalleywags.
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Post #53 - October 6th, 2009, 3:10 pmJack in the Box
Absent in Chi-Town?
Ambiguous Ping Pong Thing
Franchising No MoreColombian women are skalleywags.
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Post #54 - October 6th, 2009, 3:15 pmQdoba Mexican Grill
Not a Top Taco.
Recovering xenophobe
Steers clear of this crap.Last edited by NAV MAN on October 6th, 2009, 3:29 pm, edited 1 time in total.Cheetos are my favorite snack atm.
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Post #55 - October 6th, 2009, 3:22 pmL20
Had the captain said
"The published menu is best"
that would have been fine
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Post #56 - October 6th, 2009, 3:25 pmPORTILLOS
Daily Lunch Routine
Chicago Fast Food Mogul
I Love Me Some Dick!Colombian women are skalleywags.
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Post #57 - October 6th, 2009, 3:34 pmMario's
As with the swallows
Of San Juan Capistrano
So, too, Mario's
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Post #58 - October 6th, 2009, 3:35 pmDoes anyone know someone in the publishing industry? I think we could have a bestseller on our hands....Colombian women are skalleywags.
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Post #59 - February 20th, 2011, 7:55 pmKenny and Zukes for a haiku
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Post #60 - October 21st, 2017, 9:30 amKuni's
the broth steamed upward
as the lovely server left
his hopes were dashi
