White Castle Veggie Sliders: A Cut above AbysmalVeggie Sliders are now available at White Castle.
For a place that has gained fame and misplaced love for serving animal-based gray paste on squishy bread, this is kind of a breakthrough. Though Burger King does offer the MorningStar Veggie Burger, to the best of my knowledge McDonald’s has yet to put a vegetarian entrée sandwich on their main menu (at least in the U.S.; in India, McDonald’s has some all-vegetarian restaurants). Ray Kroc did, however, experiment with a Hula Burger – grilled pineapple with cheese – which I enjoyed at McDonald’s corporate headquarters in the early 80s: it was not a commercial success, and that’s because it really didn’t taste very good and had a strange texture.
My dislike for White Castles remains a matter of record, despite the protests of those brainwashed by marketing or so blinded by youthful binge drinking escapades that they believe they actually crave this “food”.
But I’m all about second chances (hey, Carolyn has given me more than one of those already today), so when I heard that White Castle was offering Veggie Sliders, I thought I’d go there for a snack.

For test purposes, I bought an Original Slider, as well as the Veggie Slider, and a small order of Onion Chips – onion fragments fried crisp – which I actually liked more than either of the sandwiches. They’re crisp, crunchy, and the grease is balanced by the slight acidity of the onion, just like with onion rings, but unlike the onion rings, these small pieces can be just popped in the mouth, whereas when you bite into the rings, the circular slice of onion tends to disengage from the breading, making the harder to eat and less tasty.
Veggie Sliders are not bad – not actually good, but not bad, a cut above the abysmal Original Slider. These Veggie Sliders don’t have the slightly meaty quality of Boka burgers, but the vegetable taste is light and clean. Actually, if I ever find myself in a White Castle again (and if there is a god, I can’t believe He or She would let that happen), I might very well order another Veggie Slider.
The Veggie Slider is a product from Dr. Praeger’s [http://www.drpraegers.com/] line, and I’m glad to say it was way less greasy than a regular slider…still, the calorie count of the Veggie Slider is equivalent if not a little higher than Original Sliders (depending upon what kind of toppings you get), which is kind of amazing and revolting.
Dr. Praeger’s branded products are available at Whole Foods and Trader Joe’s, so this is an upscale option at WC. The Veggie Slider is 99 cents and the Original Slider is 70 cents, so you pay for quality (such as it is).
In the picture, you can see that the veggies are poking through the Veggie Slider, which looks better than the sad grey meat of the Original Slider. Much like the meat of the Original Slider, the Veggie Slider is warmed but not crisp. I was actually kind of hoping they deep fried it, so that it would be a kind of a crispy vegetable fritter, but that was not to be.
I’m glad I tried this new menu item and somewhat glad that there’s actually a few menu items (including the Onion Chips) that are marginally edible at White Castle. Overall, though, eating at this place was a sad experience. The training of the staff is abysmal: for my simple three-item order, I had to repeat myself three times, each time progressively slower and with more pronounced enunciation. Maybe it was just hard for the counterperson to comprehend that anyone would order less than 4 of anything (the guy in front of me ordered several dozen sliders in various configurations). The counter person didn’t ask me what sauce I wanted (there are three options with the Veggie Slider: Sweet Thai, Honey Mustard and Ranch), so I ate mine dry: McDonald’s counter people always ask what sauce you want with, for instance, nuggets. Say what you will about McDonald’s food, they do a fine job of training their staff (having written some of their training videos, I take some pride in that).
Still, if you’re a White Castle enthusiast, the Veggie Slider is probably good news. It’s likely a welcome change of pace to throw a few Veggies Sliders into an order of 4 or 8 or whatever number of sliders you’re ordering. I have to believe that with food this one-dimensional, palate fatigue sets in pretty quickly, and it’d probably be nice to slip in a little something different between bites.
On the theme of White Castle’s ill-trained staff, I also witnessed a shouting match between two disagreeable counter people, which was simply odd and uncomfortable. It went something like this:
COUNTER PERSON #1 [ripping down Christmas decorations off the counter fry window] “Why do I have to do everything?!”
COUNTER PERSON #2: You put it up!
COUNTER PERSON #1: I put it up so I have to take it down?
COUNTER PERSON #2: That’s right!
White Castle is not a happy place. Last night, I actually had a nightmare based on my experiences there.
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