Scott,
I read every single word of this opus. It's wonderful to have all the room you want to write such a thorough report. You spent quite a bit of time, money and spreadsheet real estate to divine the chocolate behind Noka. You revealed the mere mortal behind the curtain in the Wizard of Oz.
A phrase kept ticking in the back of my mind while reading this, "You can dazzle them with brilliance or baffle them with BS." Noka seems to do a good job with the smoke and mirrors baffling aspect.
I loved your last line, "If you or your gift recipient are rich, stupid, and vain, Noka is probably the way to go."
Thanks for a very fine investigative report.
Regards,