Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Sausage

From Roger Ebert's review of the new Indiana Jones movie:

"The Indiana Jones movies were directed by Steven Spielberg and written by George Lucas, but they exist in a universe of their own. Hell, they created it. All you can do is compare one to the other three. And even then, what will it get you? If you eat four pounds of sausage, how do you choose which pound tasted the best?"

Amen, brother Ebert. I move that, in honor of this Chicago institution, we have the first honorary-degree forum tagline, for lifetime mastery of sausage and fantastic cinema criticism. You can't help but pull for Roger in health, art, and life in general. He's the real life Abe Froman if ever there was one.