LAZ wrote:Dmnkly wrote:But that's vastly outweighed by the fact that I just find the practice sleazy, and the potential macro implications for the future give me the chills. I just don't see any good coming out of it, and anybody who thinks otherwise should try getting a decent seat at a Cubs game.
For me, it falls under the category of "things I wish would just go away but almost assuredly won't".
I dunno. I wonder if it will be successful here. The practice of bribing maitre d's to get into a restaurant is not at all common in Chicago. It seems to me that some years ago some reporter or other tried it and was unsuccessful in most cases. The bribe was refused with varying levels of indignation. IIRC it worked sometimes to get a better table, but not to get into full-up restaurants.
That's interesting (and heartening), but I don't see how it's especially relevant. In that situation, it's the restaurants themselves eschewing a practice that's carried out in person. Here, you're talking about the public -- and not even those living in Chicago, necessarily!-- participating in a practice that they can conduct anonymously on a computer. You're comparing two groups with very different interests participating in practices with very different social dynamics. As long as there are buyers out there, some guy in Phoenix (or any other city) with a computer and unlimited cell phone minutes doesn't care about what's considered socially appropriate in the Chicago dining scene.
LAZ wrote:For that matter, how many restaurants in Chicago are there where you can't normally get a reservation with just a few days' notice, anyway?
I think you have it backwards. I think this is actually
less of a concern for those few restaurants that are always booked solid. Provided you're calling when reservations open, it's just as difficult for the scalpers to get those reservations as it is for everybody else. What concerns me is the prospect of scalpers taking restaurants that usually have availability and
creating scarcity. If two minutes worth of phone call and internet posting can net you $25 and you don't even need to live in Chicago, you can bet there will be plenty of people out there willing to try to turn a buck. More people trying to make money off reservations = fewer reservations for those who actually want to use them = more people willing to pay because it's harder to get reservations = more people trying to make money off reservations. That's what's so insidious about this "service" -- it creates its own demand. And unlike, say, sporting events, where the risk of getting stuck with unsold tickets deters casual scalpers and those without sizable bankrolls, in this scenario there's absolutely no risk other than a modest amount of time and no reason for scalpers not to book as many reservations as they can get their hands on. All it would take is a couple dozen people with nothing more than a phone, a net connection and some free time to put a serious dent in the number of available reservations at the city's top restaurants. Tomorrow, I could take an hour, book a few prime tables at every restaurant on their list, put them up for sale, and if only two of them are sold, hey, I just made $50 for an hour's worth of work. What's to stop me, other than the fact that I abhor the practice? The only impediment I can see is if people simply aren't willing to pay for a reservation, or if enough of a social stigma is attached to the practice that people -- even privately -- aren't willing to participate. The fact that the site is expanding would seem to indicate neither has been a significant problem thus far. Has anything been written about how this has (or has not) affected reservation availability in New York?
This is all (hopefully intelligent) speculation, of course, but it's a very scary prospect to me. And as scary as it is to me, I'd think it has to be doubly so for the restaurants. The website says it requires its sellers to cancel unsold reservations 90 minutes prior, but I can't think of any motivation for them to police that policy nor can I imagine the means by which they'd do so, so who knows if they even bother? I have to believe that unsold reservations, in most cases, will translate into empty tables, especially in high-end restaurants that don't typically attract walk-in traffic. Some diners will simply end up with less desirable times, of course, but others either won't go or will go elsewhere. And again, unlike ticketed events where the face price is paid no matter who ends up with the ticket, a diner turned away is straight-up lost revenue. Which leads me to believe -- if this gains any traction -- that we'll see more restaurants taking credit cards with reservations and substantially increasing the amount of notice required for a penalty-free cancellation (or maybe requiring that the same card used to make the reservation be used for dinner!), and other restaurants eliminating reservations altogether. It seems to me that restaurants will either have to accept losing tables, or engage in some rather unfriendly policies as a result. More work for them, and either a pain in the ass or added cost for us.
The only positive aspect of this I can foresee, unless you're the one doing the scalping of course, is that it might mean you'd have a good chance of simply walking into a high-end place on a Friday night and snapping up a late cancellation or a no show. But that means you're either doing spur-of-the-moment fine dining, or getting all dressed up and driving across town, having no idea if you'll simply be turning around to come right back home. But personally speaking, I don't find either prospect particularly attractive.
Dominic Armato
Dining Critic
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