zoid wrote:Bacon does not jump the shark.
Bacon wraps the shark in streaky pork fat, fries it's ass and serves it with garlic aioli and chipotle dipping sauce (coming soon to a Long John Silvers near you!)
Nice one.I would come up with a witty response to that but I'm having a hard time typing. You see I got bacon salt in a cut that I got fom opening a bacon air freshener. Luckily I had a bacon bandage in my bacon wallet, so I washed up with some bacon soap and took a nip of bacon bourbon. My finger is fine, but it's harder to type.