Seamus wrote:riddlemay wrote:This one may be fairly common--I don't know. Sometimes, whatever it is on my plate that I am most enjoying, I will save some of it for the very end, after I've finished the other components on the plate, because I can't bear to face that inevitable moment when the good thing is all gone.
That's standard operating procedure for me.
Me too.
I am known for performing surgical procedures on my meat so I don't swallow any fat. God forbid I eat a piece of pork chop with gristle or fat running through it. Heaven help us. Yet I love bacon.
If I have a piece of cake with something around the edge like croquant or crushed nuts or whatever, I'll eat the slice being very careful not to take away forkfuls on a slant. This way I can leave about a full 1/2" inch of cake at the end, then tip it over so the crunchy end is up and have all the best parts of the cake in two bites. I also have a cupcake procedure: eat the cupcake about halfway up from the bottom first, then the top half and frosting together.
When we have cranberry sauce from the can, I tip the can-shaped mass on it's side and slice off a chunk. Then I carve four vertical lines and three horizontal so I have 12 somewhat equal portions. When Mr. Pie helped me get our first Thanksgiving together and smashed up the contents into an indiscernible mess, I think time stopped for me until I realized that it was just as tasty in uneven chunks.
If I order a hot roast beef sandwich in a diner I order it without the bread because I hate soggy bread. I also often eat all the croutons off a salad first.
With Breyer's Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream, I'm pretty diligent about picking out and eating all the chips first, then eating the partially melted ice cream separately.
Mr. Pie's favorite: I always cut my egg rolls in half crosswise and scoop out the innards, then alternate eating innards and crust. I never do this with spring rolls or those skinny little smooth egg rolls you get in cheapie places and fast food stands. It amuses him to no end.
I'll eat around the nut-covered raisins from Raisin Nut Bran and save them for last.
If I have a bag of candy that comes in multi-colors and flavors, like Skittles or gummy bears, when I get close to the end, I'll count out how many of each color I have, eat the extras until I have an even amount of each, then alternate equal amounts of each flavor.
I like to keep pound cake*, Junior Mints and Oreos around until they're stale. For some reason I like them better that way.
*Except in the case of first helpings of homemade cakes.I love this thread, but I'm starting to realize that somewhere along the line, I've gone insane.
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