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    Post #1 - August 23rd, 2013, 4:21 pm
    Post #1 - August 23rd, 2013, 4:21 pm Post #1 - August 23rd, 2013, 4:21 pm
    I'm not normally a big fan of Family Guy but a co-worker sent me this link earlier today and it really cracked me up, mainly because it's just so damn true . . .



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  • Post #2 - August 24th, 2013, 2:47 pm
    Post #2 - August 24th, 2013, 2:47 pm Post #2 - August 24th, 2013, 2:47 pm
    I'll have you know we slice our carrots width-wise! ; )
    D.G. Sullivan's, "we're a little bit Irish, and a whole lot of fun"!
  • Post #3 - August 24th, 2013, 3:14 pm
    Post #3 - August 24th, 2013, 3:14 pm Post #3 - August 24th, 2013, 3:14 pm
    That is pretty damn funny (and accurate)
  • Post #4 - August 24th, 2013, 5:59 pm
    Post #4 - August 24th, 2013, 5:59 pm Post #4 - August 24th, 2013, 5:59 pm
    I saw that episode the other day, and it immediately reminded me of Santander's salad from a gone and lamented ex pizza joint, Salernos On Grove:

    Santander wrote:

    ...we made the mistake of ordering an antipasto salad, and that was not an improvement on other area options. In fact, it was just as decisively the worst salad I've had this year, and possibly the decade; it would have been better to light the $10 on fire or jam it down the disposal, as this salad went straight from table to trash. It was delivered warm (not lukewarm - actually radiating heat), but that aside, had industrial bag flavor and rust, carelessly chopped meats not of the same caliber as those used on the pizza, undrained canned olives, pepperoncini stems (not the whole peppers, just the caps and stems), and waxy processed mozzarella slices (again, wtf? cheese on the pie was great). Buried in the salad itself and dripping with murky warm olive juice was a plastic cup of flavorless oil.

    Iced tea was fine.
    We cannot be friends if you do not know the difference between Mayo and Miracle Whip.
  • Post #5 - August 29th, 2013, 2:49 pm
    Post #5 - August 29th, 2013, 2:49 pm Post #5 - August 29th, 2013, 2:49 pm
    I cannot stop watching and thinking about this video. So damn funny.

    Jimmy's Place in FP delivers, I love their Sausage pizza and their meatball salad & antipasto salad is top notch.
    Anything worth doing is worth overdoing
  • Post #6 - August 29th, 2013, 8:43 pm
    Post #6 - August 29th, 2013, 8:43 pm Post #6 - August 29th, 2013, 8:43 pm
    A good client of my fiance's is an every pizza place type, and just tonite they were having a party for a new location and we had to go. Behold, my salad, and note the fork for size reference in the iceberg to olive ratio (albeit sliced).
    olives.jpg
    "In pursuit of joys untasted"
    from Giuseppe Verdi's La Traviata

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