We braved the snow for a show we ordered tickets for last June, and had a blast at the gorgeously restored Oriental Theater.
Alton's show is one part Blue Man, two parts Good Eats, a little bit country, a little bit rock and roll. He said the purpose of the show is for his own amusement, not ours, and to do what they won't let him do on television: more fart jokes from his yeast puppets, ranting, and singing.
The show featured five songs (his sax work is a little better than his guitar and singing, the band includes the prop master and composer/musician from Good Eats), including a punk-rock Christmas wish list with one item (Easy Bake), and a couple of bluesy sad stories (Pork Chop Blues, and Airport Shrimp Cocktail), stories of home and TV production, and two Cooking Demonstrations of Unusual Size: Jet Cream, where a fire extinguisher stops being a unitasker, and, and the Mega-Bake, a scaled-up Easy Bake with 54,000 watts of lights to cook pizza on stage.
A big part of the show was his ever-changing "Ten Things I'm Pretty Sure I'm Sure About Food" which ranged from merely putting up the slide ("Raisins are always optional") to ten-minute stories ("Chicken do not have fingers"). I wish I could remember all ten, but they included "Trout does not belong in ice cream" and "The most important piece of equipment in the kitchen is..." (the answer is the kitchen table, because sharing food is what transforms food).
Prior to the show, we dined at Atwood Cafe, where we saw himself having a drink at the end of the bar.
If the show comes around again, go see it. He's a terrific entertainer.
What is patriotism, but the love of good things we ate in our childhood?
-- Lin Yutang