Wish I could say this was an April Fool's prank: $700 juicer

Runs on the Keurig model - buy the expensive "juicer" and subscribe to expensive juice packs. Somewhat insane.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/03/busin ... .html?_r=0

https://www.juicero.com/?=utm_network=g ... aQodfEQOEw

So, I'm not the only one who sees giant, leering unicorns.
(with apologies to S. Clay Wilson)